ceasetoexist: (U Mad?)
Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote2015-10-16 09:34 pm

IC Inbox for [community profile] cosmographia

"Leave it. So I can delete it."

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ironicoolly: (toward immortal brakes)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
yeah thats fine
makes things easier on me anyway

so
what do you make of the guy
initial impressions
gimme em
ironicoolly: (climbing down the molehill)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
what why
really




he kinda seemed like an alright guy to me
ironicoolly: (his logic impressed a hypnotic effect)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
what no way
come on hes new here hes just trying to get a handle on the place
its not every day youre tossed into a new universe and get slapped with the info that hey youre a rock now
like
when we started talking im pretty sure he didnt even know i had any noteworthy deets
which is basically what he outright said
ironicoolly: than the days of shakespeare (i've better viewers)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
ok well
i guess
i kinda see where youre coming from
...

so you dont think he was being legit with all that stuff he was saying?

oh him
well you already know what he looks like so i wont go over that again
youre lucky you havent run into him yet dude
hes a huge prick
just absolutely fucking colossal
hes the rhodes colossus of pricks
all just wavin and wipin his huge sanctimonious rageboner for everybody all over the place
anyway do you remember that time my gem cracked
ironicoolly: how you feel (psionically bionically forget)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
alright
well i think
im gonna stick it out for a bit then???
i mean you could be right im not brushing off any of that its just
from the way he talked it kinda sounded like he wasnt doing so hot with making other friends here??
like maybe im the closest thing hes got to one
so i wanna give the dude a chance if that makes sense
anyway i was thinking i might call him up and see if he wants to hang on halloween
but i asked you first so if youre not cool with that its cool

yeah
he basically caused that whole mess
ironicoolly: (throw a jam up on the disk)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
sweet

uh well
we accidentally fused and it was hands down the worst experience i ever had the misfortune to experience
not gonna get into it much but lets just say hes got enough dirt on my past to write the artamene ou le grand cyrus of biographies
it was a mutual exchange though so yeah i kinda i know more about the guy than i ever wanted to know about anybody
and let me tell you i am not exaggerating one bit when i say hes a reprehensible shitweasel
he treats people like theyre dirt when he doesnt need em and when he does suddenly everythings all water under the bridge
and he also threatened to kill my bro
so yeah
fuck that guy
ironicoolly: (please remove my finger from your chest)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
it doesnt always go like that
ive fused before without that whole traumatic infodump session
still wouldnt recommend though

yep my thoughts exactly
given his history i figure its basically my duty to warn all the new kids to steer clear
ironicoolly: (it all comes hand in hand)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha oh my god you have no idea
he basically straight up told me he was gonna stalk me
id get a restraining order but its not like he gives a shit about the law
ironicoolly: (especially formulated)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
well i figured id kick it off with the classics
you know
nightmare on elm street
friday the 13th
halloween
all that good shit
then move on to the derivative trash
does that sound alright with you
ironicoolly: (the pinnacle of my presence)

[personal profile] ironicoolly 2015-10-17 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
cool
ill see what i can do