[Slugger is torn between cringing and laughing and trying to figure out how in the world you manage to do things like this. But after a moment, he steps out from behind the mailbox and does a most ludicrous thing -- he offers a hand to pull you back up.

Granted, he's certain you won't take it but he makes the gesture anyway. Probably just to mess with you, and maybe because you were sort of nice to him once at a time when he needed it.]