In Which Boredom Reigns Supreme

[ceasetoexist]

You know, I tried watching the television today, only to remember just how bad it sucked. Seriously, there's nothing but happy crap on and, I'll tell you, not too interested in that. I'd have gone to the library, but I pretty much read most of the stuff they have in the kids section and there's pretty much little to nothing in any of the other sections friggin' worth anything.

So I was thinking: a lot of you people probably came from some interesting places, or did some interesting things, or know some interesting people, or yada-yada-yada. Basically, I'll cut to the chase: tell me about the places your from or the people you know, cause I'm bored as can be and I'll pretty much take anything as a way to entertain myself. You want a story in return? Fine, I can do that; there's a lot of crazy junk I've seen.

But c'mon. Entertain me. I'm bored here.

[Filtered to Franken Fran]

Hey, you're the crazy doctor or nurse or whatever I talked to a bit on the phone during the Soviet schtick, right? 

There's something I want to ask you.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Like what?

Hey, I don't have anything against Satan, I'm just saying you don't usually associate good crap with him. ...Jesus has his own talkshow?

...That one sounds kind of familiar? But not totally? Does that make sense?

[retypes.livejournal.com]

Secret. But this one time I helped the guys fake Butters' death just so he could go undercover as a girl and spy on them because they had a future telling device. His parents were so freaked out.

Oh. And yeah, he does. It's always on in the morning before I go to school.

Kind of. He is an actor after all.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...Heh. That's a good one, actually. If you didn't get caught for that, we might have a chance then.

That's weird as hell.

Huh. Maybe some movies and crap run parallel in our universes? I don't know.

But really, most celebrities are crazy anyway.