ceasetoexist | In Which Boredom Reigns Supreme

You know, I tried watching the television today, only to remember just how bad it sucked. Seriously, there's nothing but happy crap on and, I'll tell you, not too interested in that. I'd have gone to the library, but I pretty much read most of the stuff they have in the kids section and there's pretty much little to nothing in any of the other sections friggin' worth anything.

So I was thinking: a lot of you people probably came from some interesting places, or did some interesting things, or know some interesting people, or yada-yada-yada. Basically, I'll cut to the chase: tell me about the places your from or the people you know, cause I'm bored as can be and I'll pretty much take anything as a way to entertain myself. You want a story in return? Fine, I can do that; there's a lot of crazy junk I've seen.

But c'mon. Entertain me. I'm bored here.

[Filtered to Franken Fran]

Hey, you're the crazy doctor or nurse or whatever I talked to a bit on the phone during the Soviet schtick, right?

There's something I want to ask you.

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Hey man, the more the merrier if you want in on this when I start.

Should warn you though that we really don't want to get caught. Cause you know the not parents in your house and how creepy nice they are?

We get caught doing bad crap, we get turned into them for a day or two or some crap. Most of the time.

No, what I'm not getting from your story is why Satan gives a damn about him? Like, is he a super evil kid or something, that he and Satan are best buds or some garbage?

[Just a pause. Then slow, stifled laughter.]

Goddamn. Is everyone in your town like that? Crazy in some way, I mean?

Turn into them? You mean like we'll actually think we've lived here since God knows when. How do they do that?

Kenny's not evil. At least I don't think so. But maybe he is friends with Satan. Or maybe even Damien. I wouldn't know, I don't hang out with him that much.

[ just quiet for a while ] I think so. Not me, though. At least I hope not. I'm pretty normal.

Hey, if I knew how they did it, they wouldn't be doing it anymore. Or at least, not to me. Some kind of brainwashing, apparently, but how they get it to stick is anyone's guess.

Huh. It's just, you know...wouldn't expect Satan to be helping out nice guys.

Eh. Maybe you got "lucky" or some crap on that scale.

Lots of crazy people where I'm from. Most of 'em aren't dangerous though.

I doubt we'll get caught. I've done a few things and I still haven't gotten caught for yet.

You never know. I think Satan's pretty cool actually. He should have his own talk show like Jesus Christ does.

You know who's crazy? Tom Cruise. Now that guy's crazy. [ and an idiot ]

Yeah? Like what?

Hey, I don't have anything against Satan, I'm just saying you don't usually associate good crap with him. ...Jesus has his own talkshow?

...That one sounds kind of familiar? But not totally? Does that make sense?

Secret. But this one time I helped the guys fake Butters' death just so he could go undercover as a girl and spy on them because they had a future telling device. His parents were so freaked out.

Oh. And yeah, he does. It's always on in the morning before I go to school.

Kind of. He is an actor after all.

...Heh. That's a good one, actually. If you didn't get caught for that, we might have a chance then.

That's weird as hell.

Huh. Maybe some movies and crap run parallel in our universes? I don't know.

But really, most celebrities are crazy anyway.

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Dear Lord, are they actually making "friends"?

Very possible, he tends to make friends pretty quick

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