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First Contact
Pokey Minch had been to several worlds before, but this was the first time he'd found himself having woken up in a new one. In a house. With new clothes. And...pictures of him in situations he can't remember? What is this nonsense? The chubby boy proceeded to take the room apart methodically, opening and digging through his closet and every cabinet he could find.
Nothing. Anything that was his own was gone. He restrained the urge to kick the crap out of the dresser in front of him, knowing that really wouldn't solve anything. Besides, he just needed to get to his Time Distorter and he could-
His Time Distorter. Oh please God, or whoever was out there, let it be here.
He ran as quick as his legs could take him downstairs, frantically heading to the front door. Not in the driveway. Not in the backyard either when he got to it. Or the garage. Which pretty much exhausted hiding places it could be in in the immediate vicinity.
He didn't know what else to do. Rushing to the kitchen, he rummaged through the pantry until he could find a knife sharp enough to suit himself and assure him he had a good chance of protecting himself with it. He had little reason to believe what he'd do next would do anything, either.
Moving over to the phone, he picked it up and said in a quiet rasp, as if screaming while maintaining his voice]
What is this bullcrap? I have no idea where I am, or why there are pictures of me with people I don't friggin' know, or why I'm in a house with my good suit replaced with some namby-pamby cutesy junk.
I don't know WHO you are that did this, but I better get an answer, and I better get it fast, and you'd better give me my TIME DISTORTER BACK NOW before I start taking names and rolling heads.
Understood?
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I've got my eye on you now, Pokey. The minute you try anything, you better believe I'll be there to stop you. But things could easily be solved if you gave up your ways.. You know that the only direction you can go with this is down, right?
[Ness knew it was useless to try and talk any sense or reason into some one so selfish and conceited, but anything to stall him a bit longer from getting the chance to harm the public were precious seconds indeed.]
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He gave a small, barking laugh.]
Of course I know that.
But really, even if I gave changing a try, would you believe I was even trying?
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I'm willing to believe, because that is what good people do. But I doubt you'd even try. You don't like games where you can only stand to win, I guess.
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Games where you can win no matter what are boring, and aren't games at all. I'd rather have fun playing the game and seeing what conclusion happens, even if it means I could lose in the end.
...Okay, this has been bugging the crap out of me. Why the hell are you in your pajamas?
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I didn't wake up in this world naked, ya' know?
I was in too bit of a surprise that I didn't bother to change into my clothes. Not like the first time it's happened, ya' know? Or have you really become that evil that you forget a time we WERE friends, bugging police officers in the middle of the night.
[He had been too brash with Pokey. Unsure of what made him change his thoughts so suddenly, Ness remembers a simpler time filled with chasing Coil Snakes and Runaway Dogs with his neighbors. Perhaps he was too sentimental, but maybe.. Maybe this world was a "reset button"..]
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[Right. Ness didn't have his mom here to remind him of that. Not that he felt bad pointing it out; it was just that there was no point to pointing it out. No real victory to be had by attacking him on that.
He simply sneered a little and blew a raspberry at the last comment.]
I don't forget anything. And I've seen more and remembered more than you ever will.
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[Ness combs a few fingers through his hair, once more trying to tame his bed head.]
Whether you like it or not, or me even, we're stuck here. I don't hafta' tell you that.
[Ness begins to turn away, keeping his eyes locked onto Pokey's as he begins his exit.]
We were friends once. Even if you were annoying, cowardly, and selfish, it was nice having you as a neighbor and some one I could get into trouble with. I don't think you're as far gone as you seem, Pokey. Maybe we're here for a reason. Or maybe our fight is just beginning.. But I'll leave that up to you..
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It didn't help he couldn't answer any of the other boys questions either. Now that struck his ego.
He just counters Ness' stare with a glare of his own.]
See ya around, pig's butt.
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Always with the last word, huh, Porky?
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[He began to stomp his foot on the yard, quickly working himself into a temper-tantrum. Him calling Ness names was one thing; the inverse was quite another.]
I hate that nickname! I hate that nickname! I hate it I hate it I hate i-
[He cuts off, leaning over and putting his hands against his mouth. He proceeds to launch into a coughing fit; not violent, but wet and painful sounding. After it passes, he just glares at the other boy.]
I hate it.
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H-Hey.. No reason to go getting upset or anythin'. I wouldn't call you names if you weren't up to no-good. If you don't want to be called Po-.. THAT NAME, then stop being evil and be a normal kid. It's much more fun that way.
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I am who I am, Ness. And I do what I do because it's fun.
...So I guess...if you just got out of Magicant, you wouldn't know how Picky's doing, right?
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I stopped by home not long before going to Magicant.. Your parents aren't real happy about us still being next door, especially after things with Mister Monotoli. But..
Picky always asks about you.
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My parents can go to hell, far as I'm concerned.
...If you get out of this...take care of him, alright?
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We'll see each other again.. I'm at 1449 Mitchell Road. Anytime you want to get into trouble, I'll be there..
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I'll keep that in mind, Ness.