Pokey Minch (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ceasetoexist) wrote2011-01-02 10:46 pm
ceasetoexist) wrote2011-01-02 10:46 pm
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You Say I Don't Care, I Know I Don't Care (Phone/Action)
[Phone]
....Do you really think they're going to actually send us home or help us in any way? Think about it. If there really was that chance, the guy offering it would've been stopped cold. Your idiots if you honestly think this isn't another friggin' scam again. Because, you know, I am just overwhelmed with excitement to try this again after frickin' Christmas.
Are you people really just that desperate you're going to believe what this schmuck is selling?
[Action]
[You can find Pokey wandering around town today. However, instead of the obnoxious strut he usually carries himself with, he actually looks subdued. Hell, his head is actually down most of the time while he's walking.
And what seems like aimless wandering at first soon seems to form a pattern. He stops at certain locations: houses of people he knows (or houses that used to have people he knew), certain spots in the roads, stores. And just stands there. And stares for a moment. At what, and why, who knows. But he'll stay there for a few moments at each location before eventually moving on.
And he'll do that from the morning until near sunset. When evening finally falls, he can be found sitting on top of his mech on the front lawn of his house, ballet in hand.
Just staring it down.]
....Do you really think they're going to actually send us home or help us in any way? Think about it. If there really was that chance, the guy offering it would've been stopped cold. Your idiots if you honestly think this isn't another friggin' scam again. Because, you know, I am just overwhelmed with excitement to try this again after frickin' Christmas.
Are you people really just that desperate you're going to believe what this schmuck is selling?
[Action]
[You can find Pokey wandering around town today. However, instead of the obnoxious strut he usually carries himself with, he actually looks subdued. Hell, his head is actually down most of the time while he's walking.
And what seems like aimless wandering at first soon seems to form a pattern. He stops at certain locations: houses of people he knows (or houses that used to have people he knew), certain spots in the roads, stores. And just stands there. And stares for a moment. At what, and why, who knows. But he'll stay there for a few moments at each location before eventually moving on.
And he'll do that from the morning until near sunset. When evening finally falls, he can be found sitting on top of his mech on the front lawn of his house, ballet in hand.
Just staring it down.]
[Phone]
[Phone]
... but, well, I hardly know you, right...?
[Phone]
[But god, he's curious. Just so so curious.]
So I mean...it just would've been world saving important stuff, right?
[Phone]
... no, not really... saving one world would be pointless...
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... and, no, it's not saving a universe, either, or anything like that...
[Phone]
[Phone]
... I suppose since you don't know what our goal is, that kind of response is natural...
[Phone]
...So what scale do you work on then?
[Phone]
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That all?
[Phone]
... you should tell me something about yourself...? ... it's no good if I'm the only one saying things...
[Phone]
I'm Pokey. Pokey Minch. And I do incredible things. Important things. Cause I got an awesome time machine that I can use to go back and forth in time and between realities.
There. I've already given more concrete stuff then you have.
[Phone]
... I have an inter-dimensional space ship, which we did consider installing a time travel module into... but we decided it isn't necessary and, according to my calculations, would be counter-intuitive to accomplishing our goal, anyway...
... I don't suppose you time machine is here...?
[Phone]
But yeah, it is. And its still super awesome.
[It just can't time travel.]
[Phone]
... can I have a look at it...?
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... hopefully, the results of the ballot won't send me home before I get a chance to look at it...
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