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Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote2010-12-06 12:26 pm

Riddles

Hey, you know what I love? Being droned for a week and a half for absolutely no friggin' reason. No. That's just great.

Anyway, I'm bored, so lets play a game. Got a riddle for you. Well, I guess it's more like a logic puzzle then a riddle, but they're close enough to be the same thing. Whatever. So here it is:

Three duelists are standing off against one another. Technically, everything about each duelist seems similar: each has a gun and is the same distance apart from the others. Despite this, each duelist has a different possibility of hitting his opponents. Duelist A has a 90% chance of firing and hitting either oppoennt. Duelist B, however, only has a 60% chance of firing and hitting an opponent.

You are Duelist C. You have a 30% chance of firing and hitting either opponent. You can't run; running will have both of them automatically draw their guns on you. So you have to stay and do something. So, the question is who do you fire at in order to survive?

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Because I usually have to jump through hoops to get people to realize that.

...Yeah. I guess this town isn't exactly the best place for cynicism. I guess you kinda gotta-

I'm not cranky!

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, well I promise not to give you a hard time on the belief thing.

And well... you're not helping your case any. Trying taking a breath."

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
"They don't have that saying in your world?

Take a deep breath, relax, and calm.

Zen or something like that."

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, okay. So yeah, if you feel yourself getting angry just take a deep breath and see how you feel after.

Wait, take a deep breath and then let it out."

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uh, okay. Think I got it. Thanks.

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Glad I could help.

So, how long have you been stuck here?"

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
"That's got to suck. Though I bet it's like a short time for you or something right?"

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
....Kind of?

Like I'm that weird stage where stages of time that used to be long are starting to seem short, but not really? Like, I haven't really gotten used to living this long yet.

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, so you're still kind of new to being long lived you mean?

That's got to be frustrating."

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
There are a whole lot of things that are frustrating. You either learn to deal with 'em, or ignore 'em entirely.

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"That'll take some work.

So, you got experience, any advice for how to deal with Mayfield.?"

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
How to deal with it?

Luck mainly. And not trusting anything they give us. I'm pretty awesome, but even this stupid town gets to me sometimes.

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Luck? That isn't good.

I don't plan to take anything they give me, I don't need anything they have."

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. But we don't really have enough to work on to take the fight to them, so we're kinda hosed.

Oh, by the way? Don't use the post office.

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh...

Yeah, they warned me about that one.

What's the worse thing you see happen here?"

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:25 am (UTC)(link)



Hazmat men. Guys in hazmat suits with axes and flame throwers who leak poison gas when they get hit.

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Wow... really? Where do I avoid those?"

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
They only showed up twice, and only once since I've been here. The ended up coming back in October.

....Long story. I don't wanna talk about it.

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh so they went away... Okay I won't push it.

You going to be okay?"

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you going to be alright? Just sounded like whatever happened was pretty bad."

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[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'm fine. Period. It's absolutely nothing.