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ceasetoexist) wrote2010-12-14 10:46 am
ceasetoexist) wrote2010-12-14 10:46 am
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Winter is For Snowball Fights
[Pokey may not be a Christmas person, but by God, he is most certainly a winter person.
Today if you're passing by the park, you can find the little psycho running around, building up a rather large mound of snow in front of himself. He doesn't appear to be doing much else at first, just diligently building that mound up which, considering he currently only has one hand to work with, takes some time and dedication. But he is just happy as hell to do it anyway, apparently, grinning the entire time. This is the (A) event you can feel free to catch him on.
Now comes some real fun with the (B) event. Now that his mighty little mountain has been constructed, it's time for Pokey to begin his assault. Specifically? He's tossing a snowball at anyone who walks by. It really doesn't matter who you are or what you're doing. Just moving past him and his glorious Mount Asshole is enough to earn you a snowball to the face. Have fun dealing with that crap anyway you can.]
Today if you're passing by the park, you can find the little psycho running around, building up a rather large mound of snow in front of himself. He doesn't appear to be doing much else at first, just diligently building that mound up which, considering he currently only has one hand to work with, takes some time and dedication. But he is just happy as hell to do it anyway, apparently, grinning the entire time. This is the (A) event you can feel free to catch him on.
Now comes some real fun with the (B) event. Now that his mighty little mountain has been constructed, it's time for Pokey to begin his assault. Specifically? He's tossing a snowball at anyone who walks by. It really doesn't matter who you are or what you're doing. Just moving past him and his glorious Mount Asshole is enough to earn you a snowball to the face. Have fun dealing with that crap anyway you can.]
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[And he's now aware that he isn't currently hiding the stump of where his left hand had been, so he shoves that back into one of his jacket pockets.]
....So are you a fan of Christmas, or just the season too?
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I celebrate it with my family, but that's all. The season is nice admittedly, but I wish it wasn't so cold.
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...Well, that and snow is pretty cool.
[And he kicks at a bit of the snow on the ground, as if to emphasize his point.]
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I don't see why not.
[And he hadn't pegged a lot of people he wanted to peg yet, either.]
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You don't need to worry about me. I know how to take care of myself.
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Hey, Pokey, I have a question.
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[And he is just taken off-guard by that. it didn't sound like you were leading him on, and he just looks on in shock that someone's trusting him when he says that. Though, he quickly rights himself, going back to his more passive expression.]
Yeah, well, you're smart. Of course you believe me.
Yeah? What is it?
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I've been saving up money for presents and I was wondering what you might like?
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What?
[Sorry, just kind of...standing in shock for a moment, Kyrie.]
...Umm...well...I guess some tools'd be nice, considering...uuh...a bunch of the junk I work on. That or if you find like...any kind of book worth reading in this stupid town...
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What kind of tools specifically?
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Mainly screwdrivers and wrenches. Pliers too. ...Something to cut metal with would be great, as well. I have some stuff, but the more the better, honestly.
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Alright then. I'll do my best to get them for you by Christmas.
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....Thanks.
[Despite the hesitation, that's sincere. He just doesn't really have any idea how to respond.]