Winter is For Snowball Fights

[ceasetoexist]

[Pokey may not be a Christmas person, but by God, he is most certainly a winter person.

Today if you're passing by the park, you can find the little psycho running around, building up a rather large mound of snow in front of himself. He doesn't appear to be doing much else at first, just diligently building that mound up which, considering he currently only has one hand to work with, takes some time and dedication. But he is just happy as hell to do it anyway, apparently, grinning the entire time. This is the (A) event you can feel free to catch him on.

Now comes some real fun with the (B) event. Now that his mighty little mountain has been constructed, it's time for Pokey to begin his assault. Specifically? He's tossing a snowball at anyone who walks by. It really doesn't matter who you are or what you're doing. Just moving past him and his glorious Mount Asshole is enough to earn you a snowball to the face. Have fun dealing with that crap anyway you can.]

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[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Aaron gets hit, looks up, sees more snow balls coming! Runs and tries to find something to hide behind.

Packing his own snow balls. He is going to be throwing back. Smiling the whole time now.]]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Pokey reacts, but not really quick enough, the snowball hitting him in the shoulder. Usually, he'd possibly bitch or whine about this but, you know what? It's actually nice to have a snowball fight. He'll be ducking back behind his little mountain as he repacks another of his own.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Aaron is going to keep mobile. Pokey had that little mountain of his so Aaron didn't feel too bad having a snowball fight with a smaller kid. Readying another snow ball and keeping in the open to draw fire.]]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Keeping in the open you say? Yeah, he'll fall for it. He'll duck out from behind his little snow-guard just enough to try and throw another snowball at you Aaron.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Seeing Pokey move, Aaron started running to dodge. Throwing his own snow ball at the first glimpse of a body or face.]]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Well, his own snowball goes wild as Aaron's hits him pretty squarely in the face. For the moment, he's just kinda standing there, wiping the snow off his face and eyes the best he can.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Laughs a bit in good fun. Starts packing a snow ball again. Though this time he doesn't throw it right away. It's not fun if you don't give the other guy a chance.]]

"Is that your best shot?"

[[Maybe a little good natured taunting will spur him on.]]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Out doing whatever the hell it is he does when people aren't watching. Most likely, he's heading toward the pond to see how frozen it is after a semi-eventful day of clobbering drones in secret. He's wearing a jacket and one of those stupid hats with the earflaps. He can't stand it but it was the only thing he could find in his closet as far as hats go. But with the bat slung over his shoulder, he's clearly recognizable.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He prepares to spring at his opponent, trusty snowball in hand and then-

Shit.

Hesitation. Just hesitation right now. He really, really wants to throw a snowball at you Slugger. It is just tempting as all hell. But at the same time, he doesn't really want to be possibly beaten to death. He just has to decide which he wants more.

......

Fuck it. Throwing the snowball at you.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[It strikes its target. Square in the side of the head.

Slugger pauses mid-step but nothing more, not even a startle or a move to brush off the snow. Nearly three full seconds pass before he slowly, ominously turns in the direction of the snow hill.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[And Slugger'll catch the sight of a fat, blue kid trying to scramble behind the mound. Shit. Shit. This was a baaaaaad idea.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[A flash of blue ducking down behind the snow pile does not go unnoticed. Do you really think you can hide, Pokey~? Do you?! Slugger takes his time in striding up to the snow fort. He then ducks down and sneaks up to the opposite side of the wall where he rolls some snowballs of his own.

It's awfully quiet right now. He hopes you're finished pissing yourself back there because a pair of snowballs, plus two more, are dropping from the sky onto your side of the barricade.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Oh shit, oh God, what is the psycho going to do? Oh Jesus, please let me...

Oh. Snowballs. Hitting him on top of the head. Okay. Hell, we can do snowballs.

He'll just smile for a minute, packing another one, before starting to throw snowballs back.]

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[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

[Kyrie is just walking with a cup of coffee, when she notices Pokey building up the mound of snow. She doesn't say anything, but just smiles as she watches him.

...Although the one hand thing does concern her a bit.]

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he'll notice. You know, most kids would maybe wave or say hello to the people they like. Not Pokey.

He'll try and act like a sneaky little bastard before throwing a snowball at you, Kyrie.]

[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

[She notices the snowball and lifts up her free arm, deflecting it without a care.]

In the holiday spirit, I see.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He thinks to say something, then just shrugs, slowly forming another snowball.]

Eh, I guess. In my own way. Never been a big fan of Christmas, really.

[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

You don't need to be a fan of Christmas to be a fan of the holiday season. Clearly you seem to be that way.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense.

[And he's now aware that he isn't currently hiding the stump of where his left hand had been, so he shoves that back into one of his jacket pockets.]

....So are you a fan of Christmas, or just the season too?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[Fran yelps as a snowball (possibly one with a rock in it?) hits her and knocks her head clean off]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[That was a good throw and holy shit did he just knock someone's head off?

Yeah, just going to go and investigate that.]

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

[The body is sitting on the ground though working back up to standing. Her head is laying in the snow face up, blinking at him]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just...kneeling down to look you in the eyes, Fran.]

Uuuuuh...does it hurt?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Generally no, but would you mind helping get my head back on my body?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He just shrugs as he picks Fran's head up. He's done and scene weirder crap before.]</small. So, like, do I just put it on your shoulders, or what?