Winter is For Snowball Fights

[ceasetoexist]

[Pokey may not be a Christmas person, but by God, he is most certainly a winter person.

Today if you're passing by the park, you can find the little psycho running around, building up a rather large mound of snow in front of himself. He doesn't appear to be doing much else at first, just diligently building that mound up which, considering he currently only has one hand to work with, takes some time and dedication. But he is just happy as hell to do it anyway, apparently, grinning the entire time. This is the (A) event you can feel free to catch him on.

Now comes some real fun with the (B) event. Now that his mighty little mountain has been constructed, it's time for Pokey to begin his assault. Specifically? He's tossing a snowball at anyone who walks by. It really doesn't matter who you are or what you're doing. Just moving past him and his glorious Mount Asshole is enough to earn you a snowball to the face. Have fun dealing with that crap anyway you can.]

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Taunting? Oh yeah, that's a great way to get Pokey's attention. Of course, in Pokey's world, the words "good natured" can never precede "taunting". He is just glaring up a little storm.]

I'll show you my best shot, jerkface!

[And he'll pack a snowball, running towards Aaron as fast as his chubby little legs'll let him, before aiming and trying to throw the snowball again.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Aaron sees him charge. Well now the kid doesn't have his mountain to help him.

Aaron tosses his snowball and makes sure to miss. When the kid hits him, he falls backwards into the snow laughing.]]

"Good shot!"

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[And Pokey just...pauses for a minute. He doesn't know if you're being sincere, or messing with him or what. For now, he'll just act like this is serious business and start making another snowball, preparing for you to get up.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Aaron sees him packing, laughs, and scrambles to get up and move. Snow is slippery so Pokey gets another free shot.]]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Well, he'd be stupid not to take the shot. And, well...yeah. Even he'll admit it. He's having fun. So yep. Totally taking the cheap shot offered to him, actually laughing a little himself now.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Get's hit, gives an exaggerated grunt and then grabs some snow. Packing it on the move. While Pokey is in the open, Aaron is aiming to keep this fair. This one is going to hit Pokey's leg.]]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Man, you're so totally probably screwing with him with that sorta weak shot, but he doesn't care. He's actually enjoying himself. Just closing more distance between the two of you as he packs and throws another ball.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Too close to really dodge. Aaron tries but it hits him in the side.]]

"Got me! I'll get you for that one!"

[[Aaron lobs another one at Pokey. It'd be cruel to peg a kid that close.]]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[It'll still hit Pokey in the leg. But this time? Pokey doesn't retaliate. Instead, he'll just finish closing the distance before stopping in front of him. He's still in a good humor for him, but it's clear he's a little irritable.]

Hey.

Don't hold back in a snowball fight, mister.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"If you insist. I'll give you a head start to get back to your fort then I am going to start throwing."

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Pokey looks like he almost wants to argue that too, but he'll let it slide. And off he goes, running back towards his fort to get ready for another round.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Now he is throwing harder. Launching one to let Pokey know what to expect and then preparing to pack another for the real game.]]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[That one hits him in the side, and the kid loses his balance for a moment before righting himself. Well, damn. You kinda pack a wallop, huh?

Pokey'll hide behind his little mount to pack a moderate amount of balls before trying to return fire. Hell, he'll have to hit you at least once with how many he has at ready to throw quickly.]

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Aaron may be quicker than Pokey but in the snow he slid a lot. Trying to dodge that many would make him fall for real once. Laughing all the while as he gets pelted for his mistake.]]