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Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote2010-12-06 12:26 pm

Riddles

Hey, you know what I love? Being droned for a week and a half for absolutely no friggin' reason. No. That's just great.

Anyway, I'm bored, so lets play a game. Got a riddle for you. Well, I guess it's more like a logic puzzle then a riddle, but they're close enough to be the same thing. Whatever. So here it is:

Three duelists are standing off against one another. Technically, everything about each duelist seems similar: each has a gun and is the same distance apart from the others. Despite this, each duelist has a different possibility of hitting his opponents. Duelist A has a 90% chance of firing and hitting either oppoennt. Duelist B, however, only has a 60% chance of firing and hitting an opponent.

You are Duelist C. You have a 30% chance of firing and hitting either opponent. You can't run; running will have both of them automatically draw their guns on you. So you have to stay and do something. So, the question is who do you fire at in order to survive?

[identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...well, so long as I didn't lose them. Hopefully they return after a while, it is very strange not being able to use magic or see the wrackspurts.

Not necessarily. People sometimes stop doing something pointless once it's been brought to their attention.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...Wrackspurts?

The key word there is sometimes. It's never a guarantee.

[identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Invisible creatures that float and infest people's heads. Rather poor tempered.

Yes, you're quite right.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard of stupider things, so I can believe it. How do you get rid of them?

[identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
They are actually alarmingly intelligent.

Raddishes, though turnips will work as well if they are particularly discolored.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
..What? Like you force feed them those things, or what?

[identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
I think they are turned off by the smell of them, personally.
Though I am working on discovering the magical properties of beets.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-07 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The magical property of beets...

[He just says that slowly as possible, as if it was the most foreign thing he's ever heard.]

[identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. I'm sure they have at least seven uses.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...Okay.

Other then "eat them", what uses do they have?

[identity profile] off-beet.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe they may be used in calming draughts for certain types of bandersnatches.