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Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote2010-12-06 12:26 pm

Riddles

Hey, you know what I love? Being droned for a week and a half for absolutely no friggin' reason. No. That's just great.

Anyway, I'm bored, so lets play a game. Got a riddle for you. Well, I guess it's more like a logic puzzle then a riddle, but they're close enough to be the same thing. Whatever. So here it is:

Three duelists are standing off against one another. Technically, everything about each duelist seems similar: each has a gun and is the same distance apart from the others. Despite this, each duelist has a different possibility of hitting his opponents. Duelist A has a 90% chance of firing and hitting either oppoennt. Duelist B, however, only has a 60% chance of firing and hitting an opponent.

You are Duelist C. You have a 30% chance of firing and hitting either opponent. You can't run; running will have both of them automatically draw their guns on you. So you have to stay and do something. So, the question is who do you fire at in order to survive?

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much yeah.

[No. There is absolutely nothing creepy about that, is there Slugger?]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Mostly it's something he's never really thought about. But now that he is, there was a time when he went stammering incomprehensibly to Death the night when Grady attacked Susan. Like hell he's going to tell you about it, though.]

...No?

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Amazing. Guess three tracks is better then one.

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
You forgot "ego-trip" and "chicken".


Wait. Those are yours.


[King of comedy. Right here.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh.

Least I'm not terrified of losing my baby teeth.

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
You would if you knew better...

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. And why, exactly, would I have been afraid of losing my baby teeth?

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Mind control.

[His "mommy" told him so.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
....What the heck are you babbling about?

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Lost teeth being used for mind control.

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's happened before. [Supposedly. The tooth thing, that is.]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
No. Miss Susan has. And Death.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, alright. I mean, I've seen crazier crap and-

What do you mean "and Death".

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Death. He's... my pseudo great-grandfather.

[Kind of mumbling a little. What, it's awkward. This "family" stuff...]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's....huh.

I don't know if it's good or not I'm learning to accept this crap. I mean my home was weird, but we didn't have death telling people about how lost teeth can be used for mind control or something.

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. ...Same. [Look at that. Agreeing again.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
....You actually have an answer for the riddle?

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sign of an uncreative mind.

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Shove it.

[Screw you, numbers confuse him.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-09 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man.

Just got me there.