Get a Turkey, Be a Prick (Forward Dated to around 10-11 Pm tonight)

[ceasetoexist]

Voice
[After most of the commotion over the turkeys die down, later this evening a call will be going out. And the kid sounds absolutely frantic and terrified.]

Someone help me! There's something in my house and I can't-I can't get rid of it! My brother, it's got-

[There's the sound of a scream, and then a chilc sobbing, Pokey trying to shout over it.]

Someone! Anyone! Please!

Action for 502 Ricardo
[Hey housemates, you can find Pokey sitting at the kitchen table, giant grin on his face as he occasionally prods the turkey.

Guess who got a screaming turkey? And loves it?]

[ooc: unfortunately, replies will be sow until late tonight.]

Comments

[teawithpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Is everything alright?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Oooook. That was definitely Porky's voice. . . . That was also definitely not something Porky would say. And he's pretty sure Pokey's 'brother' wasn't around anymore. After a little while, Lucas sighs and tentatively responds.]

. . . Porky?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Oh boy, this'll be too frickin' rich. Well, if Lucas falls for it. Maybe he'll have to play the subdued route.]

I hate this....I hate this...I need help...help please...!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

What happened? Porky? . . . Are you alright?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

No! This thing, I don't even know what it is and OH MY GOD!

[Sceam and sobbing sound again.]k/small>

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Sniffling now. Well, snifflinf to hide his laughter and keep from being found out.]

I...I don't know what it even is or-or how it got in...but it...it got the person whose supposed to be my brother and I don't know what's going on. I'm barricaded in the kitchen...

[teawithpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Is someone hurt?

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . Are there knives in there? Get one. If not, grab a big fork.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I-I don't know! I ran...ran into the kitchen and locked it when the screaming started. I don't...don't know how everyone else is!

[Aw, listen to him Layton. He's nearly bursting into laughter tears.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I know, I got one, but I still-

[Another scream and sobbing, with Pokey screaming along with it. Hope you don't hear the amusement in his voice Lucas.]

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

[Now that her personal spider-turkey hell has passed spidurky? Tak finds whatever little capacity for empathy she had has long since passed for the remainder of the day]

Blockade yourself in the bathroom and pray it doesn't kill you. Maybe bring a knife, so you can pretend to fight back.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[ok well that sounded exactly like Mr. Nagi's scream.]

. . . . .

Then what you should do is find a place to hide. The closet.

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[And now his voice is calm, humorous even.]

Oh, don't worry. I'll just get right on that.

[teawithpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Who else is living there with you?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. There's a closet in-

[He takes a sharp, sucking breath as a constant, scratching sound starts in the background. Like claws against a door or a knife against the kitchen table.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

My-my "brother" and "mom". I-I think it might have gotten my brother...

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[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

Oh, works in all the horror films after all. No one ever thinks to check the bathroom!

I have to say, you seem remarkably calm for whatever [stops and holds the phone away during a particularly loud wail] for whatever you've got there.

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh that?

It's my turkey. Whenever I touch it-

[Another wail and sob.]

It does that.

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[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

That's... huh.

[Ok, She's a little disturbed by that]

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Freaky, right?

So I decided to make the best of it and scare the crap out of people.

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[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't suggest ingesting it at any point.

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Tak, this town could magically have filet mignion appear at my table and I wouldn't eat it.

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[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

So what about the rest of the food that appears here? Do you just never eat?

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well if someone else eats it first and is fine, I'll eat it.

Otherwise? I'll only trust what I can get from the store or restaurants, and only tentively.

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[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

But then where do the restaurants and stores get their food from?