Nothing Rejuvenates you Quite like Death
Nov. 4th, 2010 10:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceasetoexist[He blinked his eyes as he woke up. Once. Twice. Again. He was in bed? He didn't remember going to bed. The last thing he remembered was...
Oh, for the love of Christ. He honestly didn't know what surprised him more at the moment: the fact he'd managed to get killed twice over two weeks, or the fact that this most recent death didn't bother him as much as the last. Not to say it didn't bother him; having his throat slit wasn't exactly a pleasant experience. But at least it was quicker then being beaten to death or caught by the hazmats and set on fire. So he just sits and stews in his bed for a moment before heading to his phone. And when he gets there, he puts on the most faux-cheery voice he can muster.]
Hi, this is to the lady I had a small run in with yesterday!
You know something lady? I really, really just want to apologize! I admit I might have been out of line when I got so angry at you for entirely invading my personal space despite being asked to leave about three times and continued to watch what I was doing. I know you were probably just curious as to what I was making. So I just wanted to put out a heartfelt apology for hitting you in the head with a wrench. I'll admit I was entirely out of line doing that, if you'll admit you were out of line when you slit my friggin' throat!
[And he'll just slam the receiver down at that. And then he mulls, and agonizes over something for a moment. He really, really shouldn't do this, because he doesn't care about any of them. He hasn't REALLY worked with any of them or known them. So it shouldn't be any of his concern. ...But for some reason, he can't help it. He has to tell them.]
[Filtered to the KND]
Hey. Geniuses. Got a warning for you. There's someone you need to look out for. [And here goes a generic description of GLaDOS]. The woman's crazy. Just thought I'd let you morons know before one of you goes and gets yourself killed interacting with her.
[Filtered to Tak's Communicator]
Get over here when you can. Think we've got the time to start getting Josephine use to you so you can start learning to pilot her. After that, we're headed to the post office.
Oh, for the love of Christ. He honestly didn't know what surprised him more at the moment: the fact he'd managed to get killed twice over two weeks, or the fact that this most recent death didn't bother him as much as the last. Not to say it didn't bother him; having his throat slit wasn't exactly a pleasant experience. But at least it was quicker then being beaten to death or caught by the hazmats and set on fire. So he just sits and stews in his bed for a moment before heading to his phone. And when he gets there, he puts on the most faux-cheery voice he can muster.]
Hi, this is to the lady I had a small run in with yesterday!
You know something lady? I really, really just want to apologize! I admit I might have been out of line when I got so angry at you for entirely invading my personal space despite being asked to leave about three times and continued to watch what I was doing. I know you were probably just curious as to what I was making. So I just wanted to put out a heartfelt apology for hitting you in the head with a wrench. I'll admit I was entirely out of line doing that, if you'll admit you were out of line when you slit my friggin' throat!
[And he'll just slam the receiver down at that. And then he mulls, and agonizes over something for a moment. He really, really shouldn't do this, because he doesn't care about any of them. He hasn't REALLY worked with any of them or known them. So it shouldn't be any of his concern. ...But for some reason, he can't help it. He has to tell them.]
[Filtered to the KND]
Hey. Geniuses. Got a warning for you. There's someone you need to look out for. [And here goes a generic description of GLaDOS]. The woman's crazy. Just thought I'd let you morons know before one of you goes and gets yourself killed interacting with her.
[Filtered to Tak's Communicator]
Get over here when you can. Think we've got the time to start getting Josephine use to you so you can start learning to pilot her. After that, we're headed to the post office.
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-04 08:02 pm (UTC)How was it, compared to burning?
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Date: 2010-11-04 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-04 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-04 08:18 pm (UTC)So, what, do you just go around talking with people after they've died her anyway, going like "oh, how was it, how was it?" or something, because that's how our last two conversations pretty much began!
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Date: 2010-11-04 08:19 pm (UTC)But you seem to get yourself killed quite often, don't you?
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Date: 2010-11-04 08:21 pm (UTC)Oh yeah! I mean, it's just great! Because, you know, every time I've died, I sure was asking for it! How dare I be in my own house and get burned to death, or be working in my front lawn to have my throat slit! Golly jeepers, maybe tomorrow when I'm in school some jerkwad with a chainsaw will come in and cut me apart, cause I was just so deserving of it!
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Date: 2010-11-04 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-04 08:23 pm (UTC)Christ.
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Date: 2010-11-04 08:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-04 08:29 pm (UTC)But I'm planning to increase my defenses, at least. Then I'll be paying her a visit when I find her.
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Date: 2010-11-04 08:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-04 08:50 pm (UTC)