Days Go By (Phone)

[ceasetoexist]

[Hi Mayfield, guess which little asshole has been droned since Sunday after he had decided to go ape-shit on some cars and is only now coming out of it? His voice kinda shows just how worn out he is.]

Okay, a few thing.

Number One: today is Wednesday, right? Just checking on that.

Number Two: considering she lives with me, I guess its my "duty" to inform those of you who knew her that Suika has been droned. Don't know if it's permanent, but I thought I'd let you know.

[A pause, then a sigh.]

And yeah, okay, last thing: how do you people deal with your...aggression? Cause the way I do is apparently just gonna get me in trouble here.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Mind givin' me some examples, big guy?

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

Bein' forced to retreat, sittin' out in the middle of a nice fight... Interuptions... Ya know how those things are, especially when ya lose fair 'n square to someone an' yer men suddenly stick their noses in wantin' to kill the kid ya lost to. It's so hard to find a good fight nowdays!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

You've actually lost a fight?

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

To be fair it was a duel, but yes. It takes a lot to kill me, but that ain't it! All I lost as an eye!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Could've ended a lot worse then.

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I could've killed little Thorfinn.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

What, that's the guy you were dueling?

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

And also my great nephew.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well.

That's one way for a family to bond.

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

Mind ya, I didn't tell him 'til he was getting patched up after he busted his arm up. He gouged my eye out after another little scuffle.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Gotta admit. Never gouged out another part of a family member, as much as I've wanted to.

Has to make for interesting family stories.

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

It really fucks up yer depth perception. I wouldn't really recommend it.

Maybe someday.