Days Go By (Phone)

[ceasetoexist]

[Hi Mayfield, guess which little asshole has been droned since Sunday after he had decided to go ape-shit on some cars and is only now coming out of it? His voice kinda shows just how worn out he is.]

Okay, a few thing.

Number One: today is Wednesday, right? Just checking on that.

Number Two: considering she lives with me, I guess its my "duty" to inform those of you who knew her that Suika has been droned. Don't know if it's permanent, but I thought I'd let you know.

[A pause, then a sigh.]

And yeah, okay, last thing: how do you people deal with your...aggression? Cause the way I do is apparently just gonna get me in trouble here.

Comments

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

Just two. And... and I didn't trade anything.


[Somewhere, far away, for seemingly unrelated reasons, a lie detector explodes.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Really.

So two of your "magical", exploding penguins just showed up, entirely on their own here. For no reason.

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

Sounds like exactly what happened to everybody else here, so yeah. Got a problem?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Unlikely, since from what you told me, these things don't have actual personalities. But I guess I'll be able to decide when I actually see them.

Let me see them.

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

Sure they do, they just all have about the same one. Anyway, they're at my house, probably slacking off. If you wanna drop by later, then whatever.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Hey.

I'd never pass up the chance to see exploding penguins. Or exploding anything, really.

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

Explosions really are a big spectacle to you, huh? What a country bumpkin.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Hey. I enjoy mindless destruction as much as the next person. If I have a convenient chance to see some that doesn't harm me, hey man, I'll take it.