Golf Practice
Jul. 21st, 2010 09:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceasetoexist[Throughout the day, you're going to notice a twelve-year old boy on top of the roof of his house at Ricardo Street with a five iron. He appears to be hitting golf balls off the top of the roof, bored and simply trying to find something to do.
Only it's going to become fairly obvious soon that they aren't golf balls he's hitting, especially after the first poor hit and the fact that a glass bottle smashes to the ground. Apparently, he's just hitting assorted, somewhat dangerous trash off the top instead of actual golf balls.
Thankfully, he doesn't appear to be trying to aim at people with his swing.
Yet.]
Only it's going to become fairly obvious soon that they aren't golf balls he's hitting, especially after the first poor hit and the fact that a glass bottle smashes to the ground. Apparently, he's just hitting assorted, somewhat dangerous trash off the top instead of actual golf balls.
Thankfully, he doesn't appear to be trying to aim at people with his swing.
Yet.]
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:14 pm (UTC)Well, aside from the fact that he usually sneaks out when they aren't looking.
Ahem.]
Uuu... Unu? [Hey, there! Surely he remembers this little annoyance -- this annoyance now peering up at the roof where awfully dangerous things are being smashed off.]
What are you doing?
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:25 pm (UTC)What's it look like, genius? I'm golfing.
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:32 pm (UTC)Can I try? I've never played that before!
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:33 pm (UTC)Nope. I only have enough stuff for me. Get your own.
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:39 pm (UTC)Uuuu... but what if I got my own? Could I play with you, then?
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-21 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-21 06:44 pm (UTC)Like you, for instance. I don't remember saying you could come up on top of my house, do you?
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:47 pm (UTC)Ouuu. That's not very nice; this isn't your house anyway. It's your parents'.
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:48 pm (UTC)Doesn't really change the fact you barged up here uninvited, does it?
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:57 pm (UTC)That's- Well, that's true, but... you seemed a little lonely at first. I could hear it in your swing. Sort of. [S-so weird.]
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Date: 2010-07-21 06:59 pm (UTC)...I'm not lonely at all. I'm perfectly happy just how I am.
[He takes another swing, watching the bottle sail off. He frowns, though, as it lands shorter than the others.]
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Date: 2010-07-21 11:52 pm (UTC)OW!
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Date: 2010-07-21 11:53 pm (UTC)Need to learn to watch out when you're on the range, kid! Stuff like that happens all the time!
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:05 am (UTC)Where's that voice coming from?!
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:15 am (UTC)He whistles and peers over the side of the roof.]
Up here, squirt. See me now?
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:22 am (UTC)Th' heck are you doin' up there, kid? Throwing stuff at people? That's not nice, not-
...wait, you look kinda familiar.
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:24 am (UTC)Hey! What're you doing up there?
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:25 am (UTC)...Aren't you the drunk kid I ran into a couple of weeks ago?
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:26 am (UTC)You got a problem with that?
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:27 am (UTC)I didn't hear you, what?
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:28 am (UTC)I said I was golfing. And I don't remember inviting you up on top of my house.
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:30 am (UTC)But...that looks like fun! Can I try?
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:31 am (UTC)[Harumphs a little, crossing his arms.]
These are all mine. Why would I let someone else take them from me? Find your own and your own place to play.
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Date: 2010-07-22 12:32 am (UTC)Aw...but I don't have one of those golf clubs.