Pokey Minch

[There's some grumbling at first as the phone comes off the hook and the sound of fingers tapping on a desk before Pokey starts sneaking.]

Well, since it's just my friggin' luck that I broke my leg, I guess I'm stuck in the house again. So, you know what? Decided I'm going to tell you all a story and see what you think of it. It's a stupid story, cause I made it when I was super friggin' young and crap, but I ain't got anything to do.

So, anyway, it's a story about brothers.

( Once upon a time... )

[There's a pause for a moment.]

Pfft, jeez, sorry. I didn't notice just how much that sucked. Like I said, I was pretty young and friggin' stupid when I wrote that stupid thing so there you go. Almost feel bad about forcing you people to listen to that garbage. Anyone else got any better bedtime stories?

( Filtered to Frances Fullbright/Numbah 86 )