In Which Boredom Reigns Supreme

[ceasetoexist]

You know, I tried watching the television today, only to remember just how bad it sucked. Seriously, there's nothing but happy crap on and, I'll tell you, not too interested in that. I'd have gone to the library, but I pretty much read most of the stuff they have in the kids section and there's pretty much little to nothing in any of the other sections friggin' worth anything.

So I was thinking: a lot of you people probably came from some interesting places, or did some interesting things, or know some interesting people, or yada-yada-yada. Basically, I'll cut to the chase: tell me about the places your from or the people you know, cause I'm bored as can be and I'll pretty much take anything as a way to entertain myself. You want a story in return? Fine, I can do that; there's a lot of crazy junk I've seen.

But c'mon. Entertain me. I'm bored here.

[Filtered to Franken Fran]

Hey, you're the crazy doctor or nurse or whatever I talked to a bit on the phone during the Soviet schtick, right? 

There's something I want to ask you.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Adults are idiots everywhere. People in general are. And if they aren't idiots, they're either crazy or cruel.

It was meh. Realy boring, for the most part.

Not how it works. If I attempted to cause a change in what had already happened, it would simply create a separate time line. Things would have still happened as they did where I'm from, i would have just created a parallel universe as well.

[retypes.livejournal.com]

[ hmm.. he doesn't exactly know how to reply to that.. ] So you grouped everyone into three sections? Where do you and I fit in?

But life is suppose to be boring. At least, I think so. Otherwise you'll end up in places Somalia where there isn't even any treasure! That Asshole.

Huh. Y'know, normally I wouldn't have understood that but that actually made sense. So either way you can do back to your place without any changes, right?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Eh, they're not the only ones, just the most common. Dunno where you fit in, but I know where I fit in. And that's what matters.

Pfft. Screw that. Maybe that's how some people's lives are, sure as hell isn't what my life is going to be like though. ...What asshole?

Pretty much. Don't really want to go back anyway, to be honest.

[retypes.livejournal.com]

[ he's probably in the idiot section. sad but true. ] Yeah? Where do you fit in then?

I guess some people don't have much of a choice but to live like that. Y'know, money, intelligence, things like that.. they're a big issue. I feel bad for some third world countries. Just.. some kid I know back home. I mean, he's cool sometimes, sometimes. But he's still a manipulative, er.. jerk.

Do you like it here?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I'm a genius, clearly.

Those are pretty much two of the most powerful things in the world.

Yeah? So what's the kid's problem? I mean, what are some examples of what he's done?

[He's pretty interested in how he might compare to some other manipulative kid,if just because he wants to know what some other predators out there are like.]

It's not really a question as to whether or not I like it here. I can't get out.

But eh, it's not the worst place I've ever been. The apparent constant threat of possible death ain't all that great, though.

[retypes.livejournal.com]

A genius, huh? [ it takes one to know one it seems ] If you say so.

Not powerful, just important. Money doesn't exactly buy happiness and being intelligent is kind of intimidating.

[ aah, where to start~ ] His name's Eric Cartman. He's a sociopath. One time he killed this one kid's parents and grounded them in chili and fed it to him. Then later he found out that kid's dad was actually his dad, too. Oh, but.. that makes him a ginger. Aha.. [ wait, ew, gross ] But still, everyone at school makes fun of him for being a fatass. Also he doesn't have a lot of friends. And sometimes he dresses up like Hitler and says he's anti-Semitic; hating Jewish people and stuff. Like Kyle, he's Jewish. And he hates Cartman. This other time Cartman got AIDS, and he gave them to Kyle. I dunno how that happened, though, but later both of them found a cure for it. He's done a lot of other things, too. I don't really care much. I think I'll stop talking about him now. Plus Craig says I should just stay away from him and the others.

Hmm.. It's just kind of weird how we got in but we can't get out. There could be a way out somehow.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Don't doubt me Clyde, or you're going to be straight back at pissing me off.

[He listens to him talk about Cartman, and gives a small pause before he continues. Technically, a lot of what he'd had planned was far worse than anything this Cartman kid had actually done but, at the same time, he'd yet to have killed anyone like this other kid. Clearly crazy, but he was pretty sure that if he ever ran into him, he'd still be the bigger predator. He hoped.]

Wow.

What a massive dick.

There could be, but it could also be an encapsulated space. A dimension where whoever nabbed us can put us in, and only they can take us out.

[retypes.livejournal.com]

I'm not doubting you. [ and 5x2=12, of course ] You just said it so bluntly.. straightforward?, yeah, that's all. I mean, you're probably the first I've known who's gone into time and space. And that's really cool. Like, Lord of the Rings cool!

[ oh course, pokey would win. lets face it's, he's still a kid. if you took cartman's x-box away, he'd cry for days! ]

Yeah, and Somalia wasn't fun as I expected it to be. I think I almost got killed there. That would have sucked.

Gay. And Butters is here, too.. I think. I hope no one else from my world comes here. [ well, maybe craig and tweek ]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Damn straight I'm cool.

...I'm assuming Lord of the Rings is something back from where you are.

[Truth be told, Pokey's still just a kid. Thing is,he's simply better at being a meaner/eviler kid than Cartman is.]

Yeah, it would suck to die. Got some bad news on that regard about this place too then, Clyde...

Super gay. ...What kind of name is Butters?

[retypes.livejournal.com]

[ okay pokey, no one likes a smart-ass ]

Yeah! It's this really cool movie. There's wizards, dwarfs, elves, and all these really fights. The graphics are awesome. It looks sooo real. But Star Wars and Indiana Jones are cool, too.

Seriously? Am I gonna die here? 'cause honestly, that's Kenny's job.

Well, that's just a nickname we gave him. He's real name is Leopold. But I mean, Butters sounds way better than Leopold.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He has no idea what all that shit is you're talking about,so he'll just nod his and go with it.]

Gonna have to take your word on it. Doubt I'll really get any chance to see it here.

Dunno. A bunch of people died last week when the town turned into Soviet Russia, whatever the hell that is, for awhile. But anyone who dies comes back. ...Why, there's a kid that died you know?

I suppose. Butters is kinda odd, but I guess it isn't the most out there name I've ever heard.

[His name is Pokey, for god's sake, who is he to judge? Well, okay, that's his main job, but whatevs.]

[retypes.livejournal.com]

Hey, yeah. But there should be some kind of theater around, right? I bet the acting would be lame, though.

Haha.. that sounds like Kenny. Not just once but, yeah, he's always dying then he comes back the day after. None of us really know why but that's just how he is.

His last name's Stotch. Get it?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Huh. Didn't even think about that. There frickin' better be, cause if I get bored for too long, I'll just start making my own fun.

....Okay. I guess I can accept that. I've seen and heard of weirder crap.

Wow. That is awful. Damn.

[retypes.livejournal.com]

What kind of fun? [ he's getting bored too ]

It does sound weird but since it's Kenny.. it's okay. I think Satan has something to do with it, though. [ the laws of south park~~ so lulzy ]

Not really. Maybe if he didn't act so gay, that name wouldn't have been accepted. Come to think of it, last I talked to him he told me how everyone here hasn't had a hamburger in a while. What a dork.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Raising hell, mostly. It's the thing I do best. Probably graffiti stuff, cause a bunch of noise and junk, minor property damage, etc.

[So far, he'd had little reason to want to go all out on the town. So far.]

Wow. Okay. Satan is part of it. That explains everything.

What is that supposed to mean, "everyone here hasn't had a burger in awhile"? That's meaningless. Is he the king of the nerdlingers or something.

...Actually,I think I talked to him. I pretty much had to tell him he was abducted, only to have him ask if he was abducted again about a minute later.

[retypes.livejournal.com]

That does sound fun. [ he's actually smiling ohgod bad influence ]

What I don't get is why Kenny. He's like, so poor and white trash. But that's what makes him special I guess.

I dunno but I could use one right now and he said it first. And a king? No. More like princess. I mean, no one kisses Eric Cartman and is still alive the next hour. Butters does look good in a dress, though.

Dear Lord, are they actually making "friends"?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Hey man, the more the merrier if you want in on this when I start.

Should warn you though that we really don't want to get caught. Cause you know the not parents in your house and how creepy nice they are?

We get caught doing bad crap, we get turned into them for a day or two or some crap. Most of the time.

No, what I'm not getting from your story is why Satan gives a damn about him? Like, is he a super evil kid or something, that he and Satan are best buds or some garbage?

[Just a pause. Then slow, stifled laughter.]

Goddamn. Is everyone in your town like that? Crazy in some way, I mean?

Very possible, he tends to make friends pretty quick

[retypes.livejournal.com]

Turn into them? You mean like we'll actually think we've lived here since God knows when. How do they do that?

Kenny's not evil. At least I don't think so. But maybe he is friends with Satan. Or maybe even Damien. I wouldn't know, I don't hang out with him that much.

[ just quiet for a while ] I think so. Not me, though. At least I hope not. I'm pretty normal.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I knew how they did it, they wouldn't be doing it anymore. Or at least, not to me. Some kind of brainwashing, apparently, but how they get it to stick is anyone's guess.

Huh. It's just, you know...wouldn't expect Satan to be helping out nice guys.

Eh. Maybe you got "lucky" or some crap on that scale.

Lots of crazy people where I'm from. Most of 'em aren't dangerous though.

[retypes.livejournal.com]

I doubt we'll get caught. I've done a few things and I still haven't gotten caught for yet.

You never know. I think Satan's pretty cool actually. He should have his own talk show like Jesus Christ does.

You know who's crazy? Tom Cruise. Now that guy's crazy. [ and an idiot ]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Like what?

Hey, I don't have anything against Satan, I'm just saying you don't usually associate good crap with him. ...Jesus has his own talkshow?

...That one sounds kind of familiar? But not totally? Does that make sense?

[retypes.livejournal.com]

Secret. But this one time I helped the guys fake Butters' death just so he could go undercover as a girl and spy on them because they had a future telling device. His parents were so freaked out.

Oh. And yeah, he does. It's always on in the morning before I go to school.

Kind of. He is an actor after all.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...Heh. That's a good one, actually. If you didn't get caught for that, we might have a chance then.

That's weird as hell.

Huh. Maybe some movies and crap run parallel in our universes? I don't know.

But really, most celebrities are crazy anyway.