I can keep rhythm with no metronome

[ceasetoexist]

[Good evening Mayfield, have a rather annoyed and tired little would-be child tyrant bitching over the phone.]

So, you know, I wasn't holding out much hope this place would be interesting in any way. But if there's one thing I like less then being kidnapped and forced into some crap-sack town, it's being made to go back to school and listen to some preachy, conformist junk.

...I'm bored. Let's play a game. It's a simple one for now: riddles. I'll start.

How do you control something you cannot touch, cannot comprehend, cannot hear, and cannot kill?

[There's a pause for a moment. It seems like he's waiting for answers until..]

Hey. Weird kid that called me the other day. The one who knows who I am. I want to talk with you again.

[Another pause. And when he speaks again, his voice is a hiss; not necessarily angry, but unpleasant as he swallows down his pride.]

Please.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

......

[Fail Filter

How much do your services cost?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

I'd have to investigate your case a little more and see what I will need~

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...Would that require a checkup or anything, or can I just tell you what's wrong the best I can over the phone, or what?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

You can tell me more here~ I just mean it may not be a good time to do it considering the current situation~ I cannot guarantee doctor patient confidentiality~

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Logical enough. I'd like to get in touch with you when this blows over.

Can I get a name?

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Well, Mayfield has me known as Fran Lajoie, but I'm properly Fran Madaraki~

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've noticed it gives stupid new names.

Pokey Minch.

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

A pleasure to make your acquaintance Mr.Minch~

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Likewise.