46 - Event Stage 4 - Phone
Jul. 13th, 2011 02:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceasetoexistYou know something? Since the rest of you are all letting crap off your chest? Yeah, there's something I gotta say. And I've thought it a lot, but I've never said it. And I think I oughta.
[A small beat. Then...]
I deserve to be here. With all the evil junk I've done, yeah. I belong here. Cause I'm a dangerous little nutbag.
And I have done a whole lot of evil junk back home. Like, I bet I've done a lot more then a lot of the villains here have done. And there's a lot of villains here. For starters, back home I:
[No one can see it, but he starts counting off on fingers as he lists his accomplishments into the phone. It's almost rhythmic, how he's speaking.]
Helped a cult try and perform a human sacrifice.
Conned a business mogul into helping alien invaders try and kill my next door neighbor and his friends, who had been chosen to save the world.
Had been working with said alien invaders to help conquer and ultimately destroy the planet.
Aaaaand when that didn't work out I decided to run away into different time periods like a loser in the time machine I stole.
That's pretty much it for the things back home, aside from all the times I've lied, cheated, or stolen something, which was a lot. Here, I've pretty much lied, cheated, and stolen a lot too. Haven't gotten to do much evil aside from destroy a lot of public property because of my anger issues like a cry baby, aaaaand I've killed the drone of my best friend here. Twice. And that dork with the glasses during the whole letter thing. Which I felt bad about but I mustn't really of since I still did it anyway even if the killing blow was an accident. Because me doing anything right is a long shot anyway.
So yeah. Kinda deserve this, or any punishment I get.
[A small beat. Then...]
I deserve to be here. With all the evil junk I've done, yeah. I belong here. Cause I'm a dangerous little nutbag.
And I have done a whole lot of evil junk back home. Like, I bet I've done a lot more then a lot of the villains here have done. And there's a lot of villains here. For starters, back home I:
[No one can see it, but he starts counting off on fingers as he lists his accomplishments into the phone. It's almost rhythmic, how he's speaking.]
Helped a cult try and perform a human sacrifice.
Conned a business mogul into helping alien invaders try and kill my next door neighbor and his friends, who had been chosen to save the world.
Had been working with said alien invaders to help conquer and ultimately destroy the planet.
Aaaaand when that didn't work out I decided to run away into different time periods like a loser in the time machine I stole.
That's pretty much it for the things back home, aside from all the times I've lied, cheated, or stolen something, which was a lot. Here, I've pretty much lied, cheated, and stolen a lot too. Haven't gotten to do much evil aside from destroy a lot of public property because of my anger issues like a cry baby, aaaaand I've killed the drone of my best friend here. Twice. And that dork with the glasses during the whole letter thing. Which I felt bad about but I mustn't really of since I still did it anyway even if the killing blow was an accident. Because me doing anything right is a long shot anyway.
So yeah. Kinda deserve this, or any punishment I get.
