Stop being a Crybaby, Go back to being a Little Bastard

[ceasetoexist]

[Well, after the entirety of this month having sucked terribly, Pokey had finally gotten over (somewhat) his usual crybaby attitude to at least trying and going back to being the snide little asshole he usually is. So there's a few ways to interact with him today.]

A. Vandalization is Fun
[Guess who made a stop at the hardware store earlier in the week, and bought a crapload of spray paint? And, because spray paint is relatively new on the market at this time period, it only really has one color tht's all that common or cheap: aluminum. And Pokey, being the charitable little shit he is, will be spreading that around.

Which is to say, he's going to be tagging anything he can find with it. Whether it to be the side of the school building, or a car, or a business, or your house, Pokey will be getting to work spray-painting that shit. Specifically, he'll probably be spray painting childish, borderline obscene things on them. Feel free to confront him about doing that to your property, everyone.]

B. Waterballoons in Winter? Why Not.
[Midday after school (which he'll have been playing hooky from today, by the way, aside from his stop to vandalize school grounds), Pokey can be found in the park with a bag of something else in it. That something else would be water balloons, and one of them is coming your way.

Fuck the fact that it's still winter, and snowing, and cold as hell. Clearly right now is the perfect time for a water balloon fight.]

C. BB Gun Practice

[After being as much of a douche as to start a water balloon fight in winter, Pokey's decided to try out the BB gun he's had at his house for awhile. So Pokey'll be setting up some cans on a fence (it could be anyone's, he doesn't really give a shit, a fence is a fence and if it's there it means he can use it) and shooting at them for target practice.

Too bad Pokey sucks ass at it. He'll occasionally graze one of the cans and maybe make it start to totter over, but never fully knocking one over. Which just causes a little growl of frustration to come from the boy, Pokey turning the gun over and occasionally inspecting the barrel. Because, clearly, it must be something wrong with the gun.]

D. Hey Town Check Out My Spider Mech

[Considering all the stupid bullcrap he's been doing today, you'd think this would be a perfect time for Pokey to just start smashing shit with his spider-mech, considering that's really pretty much all he does with it whenever he busts it out.

But today? It's almost more like he's walking a pet, him simply sitting on top of it as the machine leisurely strolls at a slow, but long, gait. Pokey almost seems content just to be with the machine for the moment and look around at the neighborhoods during this weird, early evening stroll.]

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not going to let you just mess with it for no REASON!

[Pokey loses his footing a bit as Josephine suddenly lies down, falling on his face on the mech. Where he just lays. And growls for a minute. Until he sees Nanashi touching Josephine.]

I said don't touch her!

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

*ignoring Pokey's order like a boss and petting Josephine*

... it's to satisfy my curiosity... that's a reason...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well it's not..good....enough!

[And he'll just get off Josephine and try to grab your arm away Nanashi.]

She isn't yours. She isn't anyone's but mine, and only I can do anything with her.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

*she won't resist... and she makes a motion as if to poke it with her right arm but... oh right, no right arm right now, damn*

*also, your spider mech is standing back up, now*

... you shouldn't be so selfish...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Shut up. I have every right to be selfish.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

*your spider mech is starting to walk away, and Nanashi's making some vague motion to pry her arm away from Pokey... she's not really trying, though*

... I'm being kind of selfish, too, so I guess that's fair enough...

... it is a really interesting mech you have... it's too bad it seems to be missing some of its systems, though...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Josephine! Stay!

[Which she will, unless Nanashi commands her not to again. Pokey turns back to Nanashi and finally lets go of her arm.]

...Yeah. It is. Josephine is super awesome. It sucks what the town did to her.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

*she'll stop messing with Josephine*

... if I had the right parts, I could restore them...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...I don't think we're going to be able to find the in a place like this.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... maybe if somebody regained something that could work as a substitute...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...Possible, but I dunno. I'm almost....afraid to not really certain it would work, considering some of what it can do.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... it'd be hard to get people to give up their stuff for Josephine, too...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I know. Which is stupid. They oughta.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... they're selfish...

... but I guess since you're selfish, too, then it evens out...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I....no. I have a right to be selfish. They don't.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... what makes you different...?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I'm me.

[And that makes all the difference in the world.]

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... and...?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

And so that makes all the difference to me.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... that's not a very good attitude for getting people to cooperate...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I don't really care if people cooperate or not. They just need to get out of my way.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... if they get out of your way, how are you going to get replacement parts...?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I'll find them on my own.

Eventually.

[has-a-name.livejournal.com]

... good luck, then...

*the spider mech gives an awkward salute as Nanashi says that*

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Okay, the timing on that is too weird, and he just looks at Nanashi suspiciously. Untrusting.]

....Are you doing that?