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[Well, after the entirety of this month having sucked terribly, Pokey had finally gotten over (somewhat) his usual crybaby attitude to at least trying and going back to being the snide little asshole he usually is. So there's a few ways to interact with him today.]

A. Vandalization is Fun
[Guess who made a stop at the hardware store earlier in the week, and bought a crapload of spray paint? And, because spray paint is relatively new on the market at this time period, it only really has one color tht's all that common or cheap: aluminum. And Pokey, being the charitable little shit he is, will be spreading that around.

Which is to say, he's going to be tagging anything he can find with it. Whether it to be the side of the school building, or a car, or a business, or your house, Pokey will be getting to work spray-painting that shit. Specifically, he'll probably be spray painting childish, borderline obscene things on them. Feel free to confront him about doing that to your property, everyone.]


B. Waterballoons in Winter? Why Not.
[Midday after school (which he'll have been playing hooky from today, by the way, aside from his stop to vandalize school grounds), Pokey can be found in the park with a bag of something else in it. That something else would be water balloons, and one of them is coming your way.

Fuck the fact that it's still winter, and snowing, and cold as hell. Clearly right now is the perfect time for a water balloon fight.]


C. BB Gun Practice

[After being as much of a douche as to start a water balloon fight in winter, Pokey's decided to try out the BB gun he's had at his house for awhile. So Pokey'll be setting up some cans on a fence (it could be anyone's, he doesn't really give a shit, a fence is a fence and if it's there it means he can use it) and shooting at them for target practice.

Too bad Pokey sucks ass at it. He'll occasionally graze one of the cans and maybe make it start to totter over, but never fully knocking one over. Which just causes a little growl of frustration to come from the boy, Pokey turning the gun over and occasionally inspecting the barrel. Because, clearly, it must be something wrong with the gun.]


D. Hey Town Check Out My Spider Mech

[Considering all the stupid bullcrap he's been doing today, you'd think this would be a perfect time for Pokey to just start smashing shit with his spider-mech, considering that's really pretty much all he does with it whenever he busts it out.

But today? It's almost more like he's walking a pet, him simply sitting on top of it as the machine leisurely strolls at a slow, but long, gait. Pokey almost seems content just to be with the machine for the moment and look around at the neighborhoods during this weird, early evening stroll.]

Date: 2011-02-25 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
We'll see what he has to say about vandalism, otherwise.

Date: 2011-02-25 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
...Who cares? He's a drone. The most he'll do is give me detention, which I'll skip out on.

Date: 2011-02-25 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
For which you could be droned. And vandalism is a criminal offense.

You'd prefer the trouble of dealing with him, potentially the police, and, of course, me to spending ten seconds drawing a new picture?

Date: 2011-02-25 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
...I don't care anymore. I really don't.

[And he'll just start walking away Susan, digging his hands into his pockets, shoulders slumped. Almost like a whipped little animal, despite the fact that this would've been seen as an attempt at rebellion.]

wrong icon last post sorry =(

Date: 2011-02-25 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
. . . And that's when you've lost.

[Susan folds her arms and speaks this quietly, perhaps when he is already out of earshot.]

Date: 2011-02-25 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[Sorry Susan, but when someone calls Pokey a loser or says he's lost, it's impossible for it to be out of earshot. The kid has some kind of bizarre sixth sense for it, and he whirls around, throwing the bag of other spray cans he had with him to the ground, seething.]

What do you want from me? All I want is to have one friggin' day I can enjoy in this craphole! At least let me friggin' have that.

Date: 2011-02-25 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
This is what you enjoy? Of all the options you have, what makes you happiest is petty crime?

Date: 2011-02-25 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Well I-

You....

No but....

[He just shudders a bit, a mix of depression and rage building up. He's blinking his eyes, hoping you're not close to realizing he's near crying. Stupid goddamn town with it's stupid goddamn people. Why does he care about what people say or think anymore? It's stupid...]

You don't even know me. So you don't have any right to talk to me like that!

Date: 2011-02-25 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
Free speech is espoused in this country as far I'm aware not. But perhaps you're right.

But I have the right to care about your well-being, I think.

Date: 2011-02-25 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
And why would you do something stupid like that? I can take care of myself, thanks.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
That doesn't necessarily exclude anyone else from doing it, too.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Okay. So there's no reason for you to, is what I'm saying. So why are you?

Date: 2011-02-25 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
Call it a bad habit. I suffer from a compulsive urge to interfere with the lives of others.

. . .

It runs in the family.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
So is running amok in a mechanical spider.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Less dangerous then getting involved with others. People can hurt you in ways other then-

[He shuts up at that. Too much.]

People are stupid. So that's why you don't get involved.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
People are stupid. That's why I have to get involved.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
No you don't. You can just ignore them. If you don't even care and they're just stupid, why don't you?

Date: 2011-02-25 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
The world is filled with idiots, but that doesn't mean it has to stay that way.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
That didn't answer the question. I mean why bother even caring? It doesn't affect you.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
I believe the correct answer is that I enjoy making the world a better place filled with delightful children who go hoppity-skip. The less altruistic answer is that stupidity offends me.

Date: 2011-02-25 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
I like the second answer better.

....Hoppity-skip? Really? Who says that?

Date: 2011-02-25 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[He just stares for a moment before picking up the bag and going over to start spray painting over what he'd done.]

If it has to be a pony, can it at least, like, be an awesome one? Like wearing a helmet with spikes on it and everything?

Date: 2011-02-25 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
Do as you like. 'Fire-breathing' is usually a popular adjective to append to this type of thing.

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