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Pokey Minch ([personal profile] ceasetoexist) wrote2010-12-14 10:46 am

Winter is For Snowball Fights

[Pokey may not be a Christmas person, but by God, he is most certainly a winter person.

Today if you're passing by the park, you can find the little psycho running around, building up a rather large mound of snow in front of himself. He doesn't appear to be doing much else at first, just diligently building that mound up which, considering he currently only has one hand to work with, takes some time and dedication. But he is just happy as hell to do it anyway, apparently, grinning the entire time. This is the (A) event you can feel free to catch him on.

Now comes some real fun with the (B) event. Now that his mighty little mountain has been constructed, it's time for Pokey to begin his assault. Specifically? He's tossing a snowball at anyone who walks by. It really doesn't matter who you are or what you're doing. Just moving past him and his glorious Mount Asshole is enough to earn you a snowball to the face. Have fun dealing with that crap anyway you can.]

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Aaron gets hit, looks up, sees more snow balls coming! Runs and tries to find something to hide behind.

Packing his own snow balls. He is going to be throwing back. Smiling the whole time now.]]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pokey reacts, but not really quick enough, the snowball hitting him in the shoulder. Usually, he'd possibly bitch or whine about this but, you know what? It's actually nice to have a snowball fight. He'll be ducking back behind his little mountain as he repacks another of his own.]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Out doing whatever the hell it is he does when people aren't watching. Most likely, he's heading toward the pond to see how frozen it is after a semi-eventful day of clobbering drones in secret. He's wearing a jacket and one of those stupid hats with the earflaps. He can't stand it but it was the only thing he could find in his closet as far as hats go. But with the bat slung over his shoulder, he's clearly recognizable.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He prepares to spring at his opponent, trusty snowball in hand and then-

Shit.

Hesitation. Just hesitation right now. He really, really wants to throw a snowball at you Slugger. It is just tempting as all hell. But at the same time, he doesn't really want to be possibly beaten to death. He just has to decide which he wants more.

......

Fuck it. Throwing the snowball at you.]

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Aaron is going to keep mobile. Pokey had that little mountain of his so Aaron didn't feel too bad having a snowball fight with a smaller kid. Readying another snow ball and keeping in the open to draw fire.]]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Keeping in the open you say? Yeah, he'll fall for it. He'll duck out from behind his little snow-guard just enough to try and throw another snowball at you Aaron.]

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Seeing Pokey move, Aaron started running to dodge. Throwing his own snow ball at the first glimpse of a body or face.]]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, his own snowball goes wild as Aaron's hits him pretty squarely in the face. For the moment, he's just kinda standing there, wiping the snow off his face and eyes the best he can.]

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Laughs a bit in good fun. Starts packing a snow ball again. Though this time he doesn't throw it right away. It's not fun if you don't give the other guy a chance.]]

"Is that your best shot?"

[[Maybe a little good natured taunting will spur him on.]]

A

[identity profile] enviousmath.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kyrie is just walking with a cup of coffee, when she notices Pokey building up the mound of snow. She doesn't say anything, but just smiles as she watches him.

...Although the one hand thing does concern her a bit.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Taunting? Oh yeah, that's a great way to get Pokey's attention. Of course, in Pokey's world, the words "good natured" can never precede "taunting". He is just glaring up a little storm.]

I'll show you my best shot, jerkface!

[And he'll pack a snowball, running towards Aaron as fast as his chubby little legs'll let him, before aiming and trying to throw the snowball again.]
Edited 2010-12-14 19:26 (UTC)

A

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he'll notice. You know, most kids would maybe wave or say hello to the people they like. Not Pokey.

He'll try and act like a sneaky little bastard before throwing a snowball at you, Kyrie.]

[identity profile] enviousmath.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[She notices the snowball and lifts up her free arm, deflecting it without a care.]

In the holiday spirit, I see.

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Aaron sees him charge. Well now the kid doesn't have his mountain to help him.

Aaron tosses his snowball and makes sure to miss. When the kid hits him, he falls backwards into the snow laughing.]]

"Good shot!"

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He thinks to say something, then just shrugs, slowly forming another snowball.]

Eh, I guess. In my own way. Never been a big fan of Christmas, really.

[identity profile] enviousmath.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to be a fan of Christmas to be a fan of the holiday season. Clearly you seem to be that way.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Pokey just...pauses for a minute. He doesn't know if you're being sincere, or messing with him or what. For now, he'll just act like this is serious business and start making another snowball, preparing for you to get up.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense.

[And he's now aware that he isn't currently hiding the stump of where his left hand had been, so he shoves that back into one of his jacket pockets.]

....So are you a fan of Christmas, or just the season too?

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Aaron sees him packing, laughs, and scrambles to get up and move. Snow is slippery so Pokey gets another free shot.]]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, he'd be stupid not to take the shot. And, well...yeah. Even he'll admit it. He's having fun. So yep. Totally taking the cheap shot offered to him, actually laughing a little himself now.]

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Get's hit, gives an exaggerated grunt and then grabs some snow. Packing it on the move. While Pokey is in the open, Aaron is aiming to keep this fair. This one is going to hit Pokey's leg.]]

[identity profile] enviousmath.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[She didn't notice the stump, luckily for him, so continues on.]

I celebrate it with my family, but that's all. The season is nice admittedly, but I wish it wasn't so cold.

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Man, you're so totally probably screwing with him with that sorta weak shot, but he doesn't care. He's actually enjoying himself. Just closing more distance between the two of you as he packs and throws another ball.]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...I kinda like the cold weather, you know? I don't know why, it just seems more inviting then most other seasons.

...Well, that and snow is pretty cool.

[And he kicks at a bit of the snow on the ground, as if to emphasize his point.]

[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2010-12-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Too close to really dodge. Aaron tries but it hits him in the side.]]

"Got me! I'll get you for that one!"

[[Aaron lobs another one at Pokey. It'd be cruel to peg a kid that close.]]

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