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[He blinked his eyes as he woke up. Once. Twice. Again. He was in bed? He didn't remember going to bed. The last thing he remembered was...

Oh, for the love of Christ. He honestly didn't know what surprised him more at the moment: the fact he'd managed to get killed twice over two weeks, or the fact that this most recent death didn't bother him as much as the last. Not to say it didn't bother him; having his throat slit wasn't exactly a pleasant experience. But at least it was quicker then being beaten to death or caught by the hazmats and set on fire. So he just sits and stews in his bed for a moment before heading to his phone. And when he gets there, he puts on the most faux-cheery voice he can muster.]


Hi, this is to the lady I had a small run in with yesterday!

You know something lady? I really, really just want to apologize! I admit I might have been out of line when I got so angry at you for entirely invading my personal space despite being asked to leave about three times and continued to watch what I was doing. I know you were probably just curious as to what I was making. So I just wanted to put out a heartfelt apology for hitting you in the head with a wrench. I'll admit I was entirely out of line doing that, if you'll admit you were out of line when you slit my friggin' throat!

[And he'll just slam the receiver down at that. And then he mulls, and agonizes over something for a moment. He really, really shouldn't do this, because he doesn't care about any of them. He hasn't REALLY worked with any of them or known them. So it shouldn't be any of his concern. ...But for some reason, he can't help it. He has to tell them.]

[Filtered to the KND]

Hey. Geniuses. Got a warning for you. There's someone you need to look out for. [And here goes a generic description of GLaDOS]. The woman's crazy. Just thought I'd let you morons know before one of you goes and gets yourself killed interacting with her.

[Filtered to Tak's Communicator]

Get over here when you can. Think we've got the time to start getting Josephine use to you so you can start learning to pilot her. After that, we're headed to the post office.

[KND filter]

Date: 2010-11-04 08:02 pm (UTC)
bestwishes: (I honestly don't even know...)
From: [personal profile] bestwishes
She got me, but I managed to put it out?

[KND filter]

Date: 2010-11-04 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[There's a renewed bout of laughter bubbling there, but he stops it. He actually, inexplicably feels pretty guilty about it now. Though, really, he can relate. Burning isn't exactly fun.]

...You know her name?

[KND filter]

Date: 2010-11-04 08:06 pm (UTC)
bestwishes: (That probably wasn't a good idea...)
From: [personal profile] bestwishes
'fraid not? Never managed to catch it.

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Date: 2010-11-04 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Well crap. Least we know where she works.

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Date: 2010-11-04 08:09 pm (UTC)
bestwishes: (I honestly don't even know...)
From: [personal profile] bestwishes
It's hard to believe someone like that would even be allowed to work in a school... Then again, it is Mayfield...

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Date: 2010-11-04 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure there's no real logic to the jobs anyone gets here. The town just throws them out there for them. Probably because it's a stupid town that likes to mess with everyone.

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Date: 2010-11-04 08:13 pm (UTC)
bestwishes: (I warned you...)
From: [personal profile] bestwishes
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to the day when we finally get out of this place.

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Date: 2010-11-04 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
...You and me both.

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