Horrible Mutilation Is Funny

[ceasetoexist]

[There's some fumbling and then childish grumbling as the phone receiver is picked up and then promptly dropped. It's a moment before the phone is picked up.]

Filtered from the Drones/O'Grady/ect.

Okay, so two questions. Do, uh, freaky friggin' accidents happen around that family all the time?

And, uh...if one of those accidents did happen to you, does anyone know if there's anyway to....uh...I guess let's say something got...cut off? Anyway to get that back, cause I'd kind of like to be able to hold things in my right hand again!

So yeah, I've heard there are "magic users" who could heal junk like this. Are there anyone who can, and how much would it cost?

[Filtered to Mindy]

Hey squirt, you ended up getting separated from me at the party.

[A small pause.]

You okay?

[Filtered to Tak]

The freakshow with the bat. He ever show up at your house or anything?

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...I'm not fully sure. I was talking to the stupid wife over in the main drones' house cause she bumped into me, then she demanded I apologize despite her being the rude one. So she got mad at me and told me to go wash my hands. And...I went to the kitchen but...instead of washing my hands? Ended up cutting my fingers off.

I dunno. She could be psychic or something.

[relaxiamadoctor.livejournal.com]

Ah~ I'm sorry I wasn't there to help~

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...Don't know if there's anything anyone really could've done anyone. And it's taken care of now, so it doesn't matter.

[Oh, well, it does matter; he intends to find some way to get payback for what just happened to him. He just doesn't know how to yet.]