Horrible Mutilation Is Funny

[ceasetoexist]

[There's some fumbling and then childish grumbling as the phone receiver is picked up and then promptly dropped. It's a moment before the phone is picked up.]

Filtered from the Drones/O'Grady/ect.

Okay, so two questions. Do, uh, freaky friggin' accidents happen around that family all the time?

And, uh...if one of those accidents did happen to you, does anyone know if there's anyway to....uh...I guess let's say something got...cut off? Anyway to get that back, cause I'd kind of like to be able to hold things in my right hand again!

So yeah, I've heard there are "magic users" who could heal junk like this. Are there anyone who can, and how much would it cost?

[Filtered to Mindy]

Hey squirt, you ended up getting separated from me at the party.

[A small pause.]

You okay?

[Filtered to Tak]

The freakshow with the bat. He ever show up at your house or anything?

Comments

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

... I didn't think people came back to life here that quick.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...They don't. Person who came over managed to heal me.

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well... good. That's good. Do they hurt at all?

[She looks just a bit disappointed.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs a little.]

A bit. Hurt worse when he put them back. Right now, they're just sore.

[A small smirk.]

What? Hoping you actually might have gotten a chance to kill me? Or just that we don't raise that quick?

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

You got me all excited for nothing.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Heh.

I'll try not to if there ever is a next time.

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

[Hmph. You better not]

That's one problem down. You sure you don't want to keep out of that Slugger fellow's reach for a bit?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

...If you honestly don't have a problem offering? Sure, why not.

[insectoidalien.livejournal.com]

You already showed me where you live, so I should reciprocate.

Besides, you're no good to me if you're dead all the time.