Cynicism Away

[ceasetoexist]

So.

Is anyone really stupid enough to buy into this garbage about buying cereal?

Please. Please say no.

Comments

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

... Your name is way to long, I think I'm going to call you Gummy.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Your name is way too dumb.

I think I'm going to call you Dummy.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

That's not even a valid argument.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Neither is "gravity exists because lots of people think it exists".

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Yes it is. You said that everyone believing in it isn't a valid argument, and I was pointing out that you justify gravity in the same way.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooo. You didn't listen to how I justified gravity at all, did you?

I didn't say it existed because everyone believed in it. I said it was scientific fact. Even if no one believed in it, it would still be a fact.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

So how is the cuteness of girls different?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Because cuteness is a subjective statement, you dolt!

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

No it's not, someone who is cute is cute! They can't be blamed for the bad taste of others.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. Goodness.

Taste is ALSO subjective! You-

I-

Alright. Here's a truly objective statement.

You are an idiot.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Bzt, that's wrong.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Well, you've certainly given me enough evidence to the CONTRARY, stupid.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

I think I've given you evidence that I'm a cheerful, upbeat girl who's willing to be patient with kids that are kind of bratty.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

And you can't get much stupider then that.

Cheerful for no reason and patient with people you dislike don't scream genius.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

I know, it screams 'good soul'.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[And he's had it.

Click.]

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

[.... and she'll hang up too. but IT'S FAR FROM OVER :3

I'm so so sorry asdlghas /sobs]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Don't be. It's hysterical.]