Cynicism Away

[ceasetoexist]

So.

Is anyone really stupid enough to buy into this garbage about buying cereal?

Please. Please say no.

Comments

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

... Well that's pretty rude. [NO SHE DID NOT JUST BUY 20 BOXES ALDGHAS]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It's true. Any idiot should be able to realize it's a marketing ploy. Especially with how this town apparently likes to mess around with us.

I've only been here a month, and I can tell that.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

But how would some random marketing agency know what we lost?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It probably isn't the agency, it's just the town messing with us.

It's giving us hope, then it's going to slam us down.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

But we might as well try, right?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Why bother trying something that's already going to fail? That's like saying "let's put our feet in a bear trap".

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Because what if you're the only person that doesn't get anything cool, just because something might not happen.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Hey.

Did you read the fine print at the bottom?

You know, the one that says there's an EXTRA cost?

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it shouldn't be too expensive, I'll bring a few dollars just in case.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Just light, bitter laughing.]

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

You'll see. [more like if things do go south, she'll deny this conversation ever happened]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

I'll see you get made a chump, lady.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Are you this rude to everyone that you meet?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

For the most part, yeah.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Well you should really learn some manners! [haha, like she's one to talk]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Make me.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Maybe I will.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Good luck, stupid.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Lesson number one, don't call cute girls stupid! Call them by their name.

For example, my name is Maya Fey.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Here's a better lesson.

Every girl thinks they're cute.

Especially ugly ones.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Well if every girl thinks they're cute, every girl can't be wrong.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Uuuuh, yeah. They can.

Just because a majority thinks something is true doesn't mean it's true.

Idiot.

[tsunbowmonkey86.livejournal.com]

Do ya even need to ask that question?

... Those X-Ray glasses never work, anyways.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I'm taking a census. It's called "Who has half a brain, and who doesn't".

...They're as big a rip-off as Sea Monkeys, I know.

[tsunbowmonkey86.livejournal.com]

Guess you'll find out when people're runnin' around with superpowers and, I don't know, no eyes or somethin'.

What do they mean, "processin' fee?" I don't like the look of this... And since when have we had a post office?