Cynicism Away

[ceasetoexist]

So.

Is anyone really stupid enough to buy into this garbage about buying cereal?

Please. Please say no.

Comments

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Are you this rude to everyone that you meet?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

For the most part, yeah.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Well you should really learn some manners! [haha, like she's one to talk]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Make me.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Maybe I will.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Good luck, stupid.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Lesson number one, don't call cute girls stupid! Call them by their name.

For example, my name is Maya Fey.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Here's a better lesson.

Every girl thinks they're cute.

Especially ugly ones.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Well if every girl thinks they're cute, every girl can't be wrong.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Uuuuh, yeah. They can.

Just because a majority thinks something is true doesn't mean it's true.

Idiot.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

So are you going to say that gravity doesn't exist just because everyone believes it?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

No, I'm going to say that gravity exists because it's an observable scientific fact that can be backed up with research. Gravity isn't some mass decision.

Keep digging yourself into a pit. It's hysterical.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Well me being cute is something that exists and can be backed up with evidence.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

That's nice.

I don't really care.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

So you agree! See you are learning.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

You are just alarmingly stupid, aren't you?

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

See, that's also a really rude thing to say.

Oh well, one step forward, two steps back, right?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It's a really true thing to say, too.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to give up. It just means I know progress will be slow.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Because I really want your help.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Even if you don't want it, you need it.

So I told you my name, what's yours?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

If you're giving, I'm not taking.

My name is go away. So why don't you get on that?

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm not leaving you alone until I get a name.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Fine.

Montgomery St. Claire.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Montgomery St. Claire, we'll be seeing a lot of each other. [and if she doesn't teach you anything, she will be happy with trolling you forever]