Cynicism Away

[ceasetoexist]

So.

Is anyone really stupid enough to buy into this garbage about buying cereal?

Please. Please say no.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

No, I'm going to say that gravity exists because it's an observable scientific fact that can be backed up with research. Gravity isn't some mass decision.

Keep digging yourself into a pit. It's hysterical.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Well me being cute is something that exists and can be backed up with evidence.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

That's nice.

I don't really care.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

So you agree! See you are learning.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

You are just alarmingly stupid, aren't you?

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

See, that's also a really rude thing to say.

Oh well, one step forward, two steps back, right?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It's a really true thing to say, too.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to give up. It just means I know progress will be slow.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Because I really want your help.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Even if you don't want it, you need it.

So I told you my name, what's yours?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

If you're giving, I'm not taking.

My name is go away. So why don't you get on that?

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm not leaving you alone until I get a name.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Fine.

Montgomery St. Claire.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Montgomery St. Claire, we'll be seeing a lot of each other. [and if she doesn't teach you anything, she will be happy with trolling you forever]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Not if I have anything to say about it.

[Troll versus troll it's on!]

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

... Your name is way to long, I think I'm going to call you Gummy.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Your name is way too dumb.

I think I'm going to call you Dummy.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

That's not even a valid argument.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Neither is "gravity exists because lots of people think it exists".

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

Yes it is. You said that everyone believing in it isn't a valid argument, and I was pointing out that you justify gravity in the same way.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Noooooooooo. You didn't listen to how I justified gravity at all, did you?

I didn't say it existed because everyone believed in it. I said it was scientific fact. Even if no one believed in it, it would still be a fact.

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

So how is the cuteness of girls different?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Because cuteness is a subjective statement, you dolt!

[optimystically.livejournal.com]

No it's not, someone who is cute is cute! They can't be blamed for the bad taste of others.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. Goodness.

Taste is ALSO subjective! You-

I-

Alright. Here's a truly objective statement.

You are an idiot.