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[ceasetoexist]

"Leave it. So I can delete it."

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[ironicoolly]

yo pokey
this might be a weird question to ask outta the blue but
have you met a guy by the name of gary
gary smith

[ceasetoexist]

Hey dude.

Naw. I haven't met the guy. Least I don't think I have. Saw a bit of his conversation with you on the forum though. Hope you don't mind.

Why do you ask?

[ironicoolly]

yeah thats fine
makes things easier on me anyway

so
what do you make of the guy
initial impressions
gimme em

[ceasetoexist]

Well. I'm not the best guy to make judgments on people. But since you're asking. I guess I'd have to call him

A dickhole.

[ironicoolly]

what why
really




he kinda seemed like an alright guy to me

[ceasetoexist]

That dude was trying to work you for information Dave. It's a con trick. He's sweet talking you so you keep feeding him information. Dunno exactly what he wants with it, but it's what he's doing.

Wining and dining you, dude. And then he's going to leave you with the bill.

[ironicoolly]

what no way
come on hes new here hes just trying to get a handle on the place
its not every day youre tossed into a new universe and get slapped with the info that hey youre a rock now
like
when we started talking im pretty sure he didnt even know i had any noteworthy deets
which is basically what he outright said

[ceasetoexist]

Yeah I know.

He just agreed with you, talked about how you stood out from all the other idiots he'd seen in town, then just sidled up to you and asked if he could get some info about the not cool people from you.

I'm up for helping other people getting made into rocks, but that dude? He's playing you.




Who is this Kurosaki dude anyway, he pissed you off so bad?

[ironicoolly]

ok well
i guess
i kinda see where youre coming from
...

so you dont think he was being legit with all that stuff he was saying?

oh him
well you already know what he looks like so i wont go over that again
youre lucky you havent run into him yet dude
hes a huge prick
just absolutely fucking colossal
hes the rhodes colossus of pricks
all just wavin and wipin his huge sanctimonious rageboner for everybody all over the place
anyway do you remember that time my gem cracked

[ceasetoexist]

Don't know. Could be I'm paranoid. It occasionally pays off but it's not great, so I'm not going to tell you to give up on him. Even if he is a jerkoff?

Could be he actually just needs a friend. It's amazing how much that can help a dude less of a butt munch.

Yeah. Course I remember it. He a part of that?

[ironicoolly]

alright
well i think
im gonna stick it out for a bit then???
i mean you could be right im not brushing off any of that its just
from the way he talked it kinda sounded like he wasnt doing so hot with making other friends here??
like maybe im the closest thing hes got to one
so i wanna give the dude a chance if that makes sense
anyway i was thinking i might call him up and see if he wants to hang on halloween
but i asked you first so if youre not cool with that its cool

yeah
he basically caused that whole mess

[ceasetoexist]

You could be on to something dude. Just keep what I said in mind.

Hey dude, you're the one holding the shindig. I'm just glad to be there. I'll be there for sure.

Damn dude. Guess it isn't my business but how did he do that.

[ironicoolly]

sweet

uh well
we accidentally fused and it was hands down the worst experience i ever had the misfortune to experience
not gonna get into it much but lets just say hes got enough dirt on my past to write the artamene ou le grand cyrus of biographies
it was a mutual exchange though so yeah i kinda i know more about the guy than i ever wanted to know about anybody
and let me tell you i am not exaggerating one bit when i say hes a reprehensible shitweasel
he treats people like theyre dirt when he doesnt need em and when he does suddenly everythings all water under the bridge
and he also threatened to kill my bro
so yeah
fuck that guy

[ceasetoexist]

Whoa.

I didn't think too much about fusion before. Sure as hell don't think I'll try it now.



Jeez.

He threatened to kill your brother?

Screw him.

[ironicoolly]

it doesnt always go like that
ive fused before without that whole traumatic infodump session
still wouldnt recommend though

yep my thoughts exactly
given his history i figure its basically my duty to warn all the new kids to steer clear

[ceasetoexist]

Don't blame you dude.

Not if he's playing that crap.

The dude still going after you and crap? Still getting in your face?

[ironicoolly]

hahaha oh my god you have no idea
he basically straight up told me he was gonna stalk me
id get a restraining order but its not like he gives a shit about the law

[ceasetoexist]

That's messed up dude. I'll keep an eye out for him to steer clear.

So.

What movies you got planned for Halloween? Let's talk blood and guts.

[ironicoolly]

well i figured id kick it off with the classics
you know
nightmare on elm street
friday the 13th
halloween
all that good shit
then move on to the derivative trash
does that sound alright with you

[ceasetoexist]

Dude. See if you can work in Return of the Living Dead and hey.

I'm set.

[ironicoolly]

cool
ill see what i can do

[ironicoolly]

so hey
would you happen to have any strong opinions about stink bombs and firecrackers

[ceasetoexist]

My opinion is that so long as someone doesn't end up missing a leg or face or something? Like when they're used right?

They rule. Hard.

[ironicoolly]

[OH PHEW pokey thinks they're cool too

alright, he feels much better about them now]

alright just making sure
i might be figuring out how to make some and setting a spot in our halloween schedule aside for em then

[ceasetoexist]

You serious? That's awesome.

You need help making them? Cause I'm free for that.

I mean, you know. No big deal. Just if you needed an extra pair of hands or something.