That dude was trying to work you for information Dave. It's a con trick. He's sweet talking you so you keep feeding him information. Dunno exactly what he wants with it, but it's what he's doing.
Wining and dining you, dude. And then he's going to leave you with the bill.
what no way come on hes new here hes just trying to get a handle on the place its not every day youre tossed into a new universe and get slapped with the info that hey youre a rock now like when we started talking im pretty sure he didnt even know i had any noteworthy deets which is basically what he outright said
He just agreed with you, talked about how you stood out from all the other idiots he'd seen in town, then just sidled up to you and asked if he could get some info about the not cool people from you.
I'm up for helping other people getting made into rocks, but that dude? He's playing you.
Who is this Kurosaki dude anyway, he pissed you off so bad?
hey so heads up it turns out i may have majorly fucked up when i told you about garys power issues so uh maybe dont go passing the knowledge along? he already knows that you know but yeah lets keep it between us three
alright well do you remember that post about gary that went up on the net i talked to gary about it and i might have seriously fucked things up this time
[Did he remember it Dave gee he might need to think on that a moment.
The idea that Dave 'fucked things up' with Gary makes Pokey astoundingly happy. Good. Hopefully it means that Gary was such a massive tool Dave finally realized the guy wasn't worth hanging around. Of course, Gary's got his hooks so far into Dave that isn't looking like the case.
Shit. Well.
Time to help the best he can.]
Yeah. I remember it.
What happened that you think you pissed the guy off?
um well this isnt a thing im real comfortable admitting but i had a bro back home two bros now i guess alternate dimension horseshit its complicated anyway my bro was kind of a weird dude i mean dont get me wrong the guy was undeniably cool but like it was in this inscrutable sort of way that made him nigh untouchable if that makes any sense he did a lot of things that were way out there and you could never really tell how sincere he was being about it or whether sincerity was a word that was even in his dictionary he was a rapper he knew how to work the turntables and one of his shticks was keepin up with this godawful joke of a magazine called gamebro where the guys reviewing the games had these abysmal personas just imagine the douchiest assholes who dont actually know shit about what theyre talking about smugly reviewing video games basically combine all three of these things and is this ringing any bells in your head
[Oh dear God. What has he just opened up for Dave with this silly bullshit he just did? Pokey has to wonder if his luck has just kicked in, that ephemeral asshole who just wants to knock him on his ass again and again. How else could he explain the fact that he just accidentally channeled the dude's older brother.
It doesn't help that Pokey has his own brother issues to deal with. And it's hard, to not think of them right now.]
I get the idea. I mean. It's kind of the job of the older brother to be mysterious to the younger, you get me? I mean. It gives the younger something to look up to. An example, yeah?
How else are we supposed to get little brothers ready for the world.
yeah im not gonna deny it i wanted to be just like the dude when i was little but i could never live up to the image so i stopped trying like i said hes nigh untouchable anyway honestly i'm not sure WHAT to think i almost want to say dont want to believe it but no thats not necessarily true see back home my bro is dead so if its him then that means hes alive and so maybe part of this is actually wishful thinking on my part? but i mean if its him then what does that say theres no fucking way he doesnt know im here so if hes here and he didnt think to give me a HEY HEADS UP DAVE IM NOT DEAD ANYMORE how am i supposed to feel about that god i wouldnt even put it past him this is the exact sort of horseshit ive put up with my whole life where hes involved whenever i think im alone or whatever it always turns out he was watchin me the whole time whether it was through his shitty spycams or physically with his bullshit ninja moves and i wouldnt find out until i was suddenly being buried in a torrential cascade of foamy puppet plush or dumb jigsaw references so whatever i thought of him sometimes it feels like he didnt think a goddamn thing about me cause if he gave a shit about me he couldnt do this shit so easily right constantly go out of his way to play these stupid mind games with me like its the funniest damn thing in the world to see me get hella chumped by his hilarious antics or whatever i dont know the last time i got to thinking maybe he didnt give a shit about me i lost my proverbial shit so hard i turned into an ugly crow and tried to eat my other bro so im trying real hard to not do that again
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Date: 2015-10-17 04:49 am (UTC)this might be a weird question to ask outta the blue but
have you met a guy by the name of gary
gary smith
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Date: 2015-10-17 04:54 am (UTC)Naw. I haven't met the guy. Least I don't think I have. Saw a bit of his conversation with you on the forum though. Hope you don't mind.
Why do you ask?
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Date: 2015-10-17 04:56 am (UTC)makes things easier on me anyway
so
what do you make of the guy
initial impressions
gimme em
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Date: 2015-10-17 04:59 am (UTC)A dickhole.
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Date: 2015-10-17 05:00 am (UTC)really
he kinda seemed like an alright guy to me
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Date: 2015-10-17 05:05 am (UTC)Wining and dining you, dude. And then he's going to leave you with the bill.
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Date: 2015-10-17 05:10 am (UTC)come on hes new here hes just trying to get a handle on the place
its not every day youre tossed into a new universe and get slapped with the info that hey youre a rock now
like
when we started talking im pretty sure he didnt even know i had any noteworthy deets
which is basically what he outright said
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Date: 2015-10-17 05:20 am (UTC)He just agreed with you, talked about how you stood out from all the other idiots he'd seen in town, then just sidled up to you and asked if he could get some info about the not cool people from you.
I'm up for helping other people getting made into rocks, but that dude? He's playing you.
Who is this Kurosaki dude anyway, he pissed you off so bad?
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Date: 2015-10-17 07:21 pm (UTC)would you happen to have any strong opinions about stink bombs and firecrackers
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Date: 2015-10-17 07:43 pm (UTC)They rule. Hard.
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Date: 2015-10-17 07:52 pm (UTC)alright, he feels much better about them now]
alright just making sure
i might be figuring out how to make some and setting a spot in our halloween schedule aside for em then
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Date: 2015-10-17 07:56 pm (UTC)You need help making them? Cause I'm free for that.
I mean, you know. No big deal. Just if you needed an extra pair of hands or something.
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Date: 2015-10-17 08:00 pm (UTC)feel free to swing by
not new to this but im still getting a hang of these powers so some help would be awesome
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Date: 2015-10-18 06:46 am (UTC)Wait what.
You got stinkbomb making powers or something?
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Date: 2015-10-18 06:55 am (UTC)item alchemization powers
i figure theres probably nothing i cant make if ive got the right base materials to make em
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Date: 2015-10-18 07:03 am (UTC)Why stop at run of the mill stinkbombs then dude? Let's try experimenting with some crap, you have that all set up.
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Date: 2015-11-06 06:24 am (UTC)it turns out i may have
majorly fucked up when i told you about garys power issues
so
uh
maybe dont go passing the knowledge along?
he already knows that you know but
yeah
lets keep it between us three
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Date: 2015-11-06 06:29 am (UTC)Yeah.
Yeah sure dude.
Don't worry. The story of the haunted chair is safe with me.
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Date: 2015-11-10 04:38 am (UTC)your offer to talk
is it still open
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Date: 2015-11-10 04:42 am (UTC)[He still feels like absolute shit about earlier. But he's going to be there as much as he can for Dave, that's for damn sure.]
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Date: 2015-11-10 04:44 am (UTC)do you remember that post about gary that went up on the net
i talked to gary about it and
i might have seriously fucked things up this time
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Date: 2015-11-10 04:55 am (UTC)The idea that Dave 'fucked things up' with Gary makes Pokey astoundingly happy. Good. Hopefully it means that Gary was such a massive tool Dave finally realized the guy wasn't worth hanging around. Of course, Gary's got his hooks so far into Dave that isn't looking like the case.
Shit. Well.
Time to help the best he can.]
Yeah. I remember it.
What happened that you think you pissed the guy off?
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Date: 2015-11-10 05:03 am (UTC)i had a bro back home
two bros now i guess
alternate dimension horseshit its complicated
anyway my bro was kind of a weird dude
i mean dont get me wrong the guy was undeniably cool but like it was in this inscrutable sort of way that made him nigh untouchable if that makes any sense
he did a lot of things that were way out there and you could never really tell how sincere he was being about it or whether sincerity was a word that was even in his dictionary
he was a rapper
he knew how to work the turntables
and one of his shticks was keepin up with this godawful joke of a magazine called gamebro where the guys reviewing the games had these abysmal personas
just imagine the douchiest assholes who dont actually know shit about what theyre talking about smugly reviewing video games basically
combine all three of these things and is this ringing any bells in your head
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Date: 2015-11-10 05:19 am (UTC)[Oh dear God. What has he just opened up for Dave with this silly bullshit he just did? Pokey has to wonder if his luck has just kicked in, that ephemeral asshole who just wants to knock him on his ass again and again. How else could he explain the fact that he just accidentally channeled the dude's older brother.
It doesn't help that Pokey has his own brother issues to deal with. And it's hard, to not think of them right now.]
I get the idea. I mean. It's kind of the job of the older brother to be mysterious to the younger, you get me? I mean. It gives the younger something to look up to. An example, yeah?
How else are we supposed to get little brothers ready for the world.
[Shit. Shit he should shut up now.]
So you think this dude is your brother?
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Date: 2015-11-10 05:32 am (UTC)im not gonna deny it i wanted to be just like the dude when i was little
but i could never live up to the image so i stopped trying
like i said hes nigh untouchable
anyway honestly i'm not sure WHAT to think
i almost want to say dont want to believe it but
no thats not necessarily true
see back home my bro is dead
so if its him then that means hes alive and so maybe part of this is actually wishful thinking on my part?
but i mean
if its him then what does that say
theres no fucking way he doesnt know im here
so if hes here and he didnt think to give me a HEY HEADS UP DAVE IM NOT DEAD ANYMORE how am i supposed to feel about that
god i wouldnt even put it past him this is the exact sort of horseshit ive put up with my whole life where hes involved
whenever i think im alone or whatever it always turns out he was watchin me the whole time whether it was through his shitty spycams or physically with his bullshit ninja moves
and i wouldnt find out until i was suddenly being buried in a torrential cascade of foamy puppet plush or dumb jigsaw references
so whatever i thought of him sometimes it feels like he didnt think a goddamn thing about me
cause if he gave a shit about me he couldnt do this shit so easily right
constantly go out of his way to play these stupid mind games with me like its the funniest damn thing in the world to see me get hella chumped by his hilarious antics or whatever
i dont know
the last time i got to thinking maybe he didnt give a shit about me i lost my proverbial shit so hard i turned into an ugly crow and tried to eat my other bro
so im trying real hard to not do that again
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