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[The day after this delightful exchange, Pokey is understandably kind of on edge. And, being Pokey, he deals with that as well as one could expect.

Which is to say, extraordinarily poorly.]


Action - 502 Ricardo
[Hey not!family. Today you'll find Pokey searching and rummaging through every square inch in and around outside the house. And I mean every square inch. He is, quite paranoidly, looking in every cupboard, out every window, in every closet, and pretty much going everywhere he can in the house, searching. Whatever he's searching for, he doesn't seem particularly content with the results.

Which is why he's also searching around everywhere outside.

Over. And over. And over again. Just going over everything repeatedly, as if expecting something to pop out at him each time or something different to happen.]


Phone - Filtered from Black Mage

So. Alright.

Let's say you have pretty ample suspicion that someone is spying on and/or stalking you. Anyone got any good ideas on, you know, how to avoid it or catch the guy doing it? Like, you've never seen the person stalking you before for certain, but you know they're there?

I mean. Not that I have a problem. It's just kind of a question of interest.

Phone - Filtered to Slugger

The jerkwad knows my name and where I live and who I know.








Sorry.

Phone - Filtered to Mindy

Hey. Hey squirt. I really, really need you to answer this if you here me.

I need to know. Are you the only non-drone in your house?

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Date: 2011-10-19 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure it isn't paranoia when someone leaves a bloody box of unicorn meat on your doorstep and then tries to kill you with eye lasers.

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Date: 2011-10-19 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Why unicorn meat. That's a waste of a perfectly good unicorn.

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Date: 2011-10-19 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
What, you think I know?

The guy's crazy and found a unicorn and killed it. I guess he didn't want it to go totally to waste.

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Date: 2011-10-19 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Also eye lasers are popular but seem kind of inconvenient. Like shouldn't you be using your eyes for seeing, not shooting things. The two kind of go hand in hand not being able to do both at once seems like a major design flaw. Who the fuck thought up that nonsense?

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Date: 2011-10-19 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
I dunno. He actually seemed to be able to do both pretty well when I was talking to him.

Then again I was like point blank so maybe he couldn't see well. And you don't really expect you know. Other people to have eye lasers. You'd put 'em on robots or some crap and they'd probably have some extra sensors too so the eyes could be secondary for sight and primary for lasers.

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Date: 2011-10-19 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Okay so let's go back to square one. Who is mr unicorn hating laser eyed stalker dude anyway?

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Date: 2011-10-19 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Guy on Partridge Drive named Black Mage. Incredibly powerful, wears a bag over his head and bed sheets as robes, smells like a city garbage dump was dumped on a city garbage dump that was dumped on a waste treatment plant, and utter toolbox.

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Date: 2011-10-19 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
...

That's a really stupid name.

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Date: 2011-10-19 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
He's a pretty stupid person, so it fits pretty well.

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Date: 2011-10-20 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
But now that you mention it I think I might know this guy.

Not very memorable but he didn't give me the whole sociopath treatment. [ pause. ] Or wait maybe that's what that was I dunno.

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Date: 2011-10-21 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
I wouldn't be surprised. He's kind of hard not to know.

What'd he do?

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Date: 2011-10-21 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Pretty much just generally be creepy. Only talked to him on the phone. Not much you can do on the phone. Other than all the panting and heavy breathing I guess.

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Date: 2011-10-22 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Okay see the problem here is that there's so many people in this town who are generally creepy. It could be him or it could be some other creep.

You see the issue here?

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Date: 2011-10-22 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Yeah. I guess when you pick up the phone and get nothing but creepy breathing and actually have to stop and wonder which one of the sociopathic pedophiles it is today there's an issue.

A pretty big one at that.

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Date: 2011-10-22 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
This whole friggin' town is about issues man.

It'd be nice if there was a breather from that once in awhile.

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Date: 2011-10-22 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
A new one for you to deal with every morning hot off the presses.

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Date: 2011-10-22 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Least they don't have double-sized Sunday specials.

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Date: 2011-10-23 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Wait they don't? Then what have I been saving up my coupons for?

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Date: 2011-10-23 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
For some pretty awesome deals, probably.

Next time you die, it'll only hurt half as bad. You got that one? It's a pretty good one.

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Date: 2011-10-23 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Half dead is better than fully dead.

I guess. I dunno. Actually it kinda sounds worse in some ways.

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Date: 2011-10-23 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
It is.

[Feel free to interpret that response any way you want, Dave.]

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Date: 2011-10-23 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
Okay that wasn't cryptic at all.

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Date: 2011-10-23 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
What's the point in being cryptic about it?

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Date: 2011-10-23 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timetables.livejournal.com
I dunno, that does seem pretty pointless.

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Date: 2011-10-23 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
Yeah. So anyway, at least you know what the guy looks like now so you can avoid him.

Enjoy having a face to put to one of the creeps around here now, I guess.

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