I'm glad no one so far has tried to be the morality police about me saying I was gonna stay over with you. I'm not in the mood right now. If Bertie says anything I'll glitter bomb him again.
Lightner and Deathbringer are idiots. I'll give you that heads up. They're okay after a walk or some attention at least.
Spiders are cool. I'll try to keep my doofuses in line so they don't bother the spiders. I'll try not to overstay my welcome either.
We have a morality police? I'd sure love to meet them.
Gotta say, even if it's stupid I wouldn't mind checking out a psychic cougar. Sounds like my kind of pet. I wouldn't worry too much about bothering the spiders. They just do what they do, they're pretty chill.
Don't worry about it. My house is your house. I ever really get bothered by it, I'll just charge rent.
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:37 am (UTC)If Bertie says anything I'll glitter bomb him again.Lightner and Deathbringer are idiots. I'll give you that heads up. They're okay after a walk or some attention at least.
Spiders are cool. I'll try to keep my doofuses in line so they don't bother the spiders. I'll try not to overstay my welcome either.
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:46 am (UTC)Gotta say, even if it's stupid I wouldn't mind checking out a psychic cougar. Sounds like my kind of pet. I wouldn't worry too much about bothering the spiders. They just do what they do, they're pretty chill.
Don't worry about it. My house is your house. I ever really get bothered by it, I'll just charge rent.
I'm kidding.
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:50 am (UTC)Deathbringer will let you look him over, he's just too docile to really do much but flop over at being pet. He never uses his abilities, like ever.
Nerd.
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:54 am (UTC)Sounds like you got yourself a broken psychic cougar then. Gotta find a way to get him back to snuff.
Dweeb.
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Date: 2017-09-26 06:57 am (UTC)He set me up on a date with someone I had never met before via letter pretending to be her. Who even does that? Crazy people.
Good luck with that, I think Eddie sat on that cat more than once.
Dorkazoid.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:01 am (UTC)See I was thinking this guy was just weird and stuffy and a hermit from what I heard about him. He sounds like a nut.
Gooberlord.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:05 am (UTC)He's... definitely something. He gave us, two teenaged girls wine and baklava in a public library.
Geeker.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:11 am (UTC)Wow. That is super creepy. No wonder the guy mostly keeps to himself.
Freakface.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:18 am (UTC)Sasha scolded him, but he knows how to dodge responsibility like nobodies business. If I was any younger you can bet Sasha would of blown up his head.
Nerdherder.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:22 am (UTC)Dorkstormer.
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:29 am (UTC)Dorkasarus
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Date: 2017-09-26 07:36 am (UTC)President Lameazoid of the Lame Coalition