46 - Event Stage 4 - Phone

[ceasetoexist]

You know something? Since the rest of you are all letting crap off your chest? Yeah, there's something I gotta say. And I've thought it a lot, but I've never said it. And I think I oughta.

[A small beat. Then...]

I deserve to be here. With all the evil junk I've done, yeah. I belong here. Cause I'm a dangerous little nutbag.

And I have done a whole lot of evil junk back home. Like, I bet I've done a lot more then a lot of the villains here have done. And there's a lot of villains here. For starters, back home I:

[No one can see it, but he starts counting off on fingers as he lists his accomplishments into the phone. It's almost rhythmic, how he's speaking.]

Helped a cult try and perform a human sacrifice.

Conned a business mogul into helping alien invaders try and kill my next door neighbor and his friends, who had been chosen to save the world.

Had been working with said alien invaders to help conquer and ultimately destroy the planet.

Aaaaand when that didn't work out I decided to run away into different time periods like a loser in the time machine I stole.

That's pretty much it for the things back home, aside from all the times I've lied, cheated, or stolen something, which was a lot. Here, I've pretty much lied, cheated, and stolen a lot too. Haven't gotten to do much evil aside from destroy a lot of public property because of my anger issues like a cry baby, aaaaand I've killed the drone of my best friend here. Twice. And that dork with the glasses during the whole letter thing. Which I felt bad about but I mustn't really of since I still did it anyway even if the killing blow was an accident. Because me doing anything right is a long shot anyway.

So yeah. Kinda deserve this, or any punishment I get.

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

What if they just give up on me?

I don't deserve their help anyway. Not after all I've done.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to tell you pokey... nobody deserves help or doesn't deserve it. You just get it if someone offers it. The universe isn't so convenient as to be divided into people who deserve and people who don't. Good men die, evil men live. It happens.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Except it is that convenient. There's good and there's bad and you're either one or you're the other. That's all there is to it.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

No, everyone is a mixture of both. Evil, good, they're transitory things. I know... I've seen a person be both, at times.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

But they always tend to move more one way then the other.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Even so, that doesn't mean you should give up.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I'm not giving-

.......

Okay fine. Maybe I am looking for an excuse to give up. But I'm trying not to.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Then it's settled. I'll support you so that you won't.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Why?

You don't even know me. Not really.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Because I feel like helping. That's just the way it is.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

....I get it. Only a little. But I guess I get it.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Sounds like we're in good shape then.

So, do you need anything? Are you afraid to go outside?