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[After nearly a year stuck in town, Pokey's kind of figured out the flow of the town. And with the census' having come in, he already knows shit is about to go down. So now? Screw it. It's time to enjoy whatever time he has left to play.
He can be found around town today messing around in several ways.]
A. Grocery Shopping
[If you happen to be doing any shopping at the general store/grocery store today, feel free to notice the fat kid pushing a cart around and apparently doing some grocery shopping himself. Of course, when Pokey grocery shops, he goes for items you'd expect of a kid his size: cookies, sugary cereal, pretty much anything sweet or fattening that he can get his hands on. He also carelessly tosses away anything that he doesn't want. So yeah. Feel free to possibly have a box of something he deems lame accidenttaly thrown at your face.]
B. Grocery Store Parking Lot
[Remember how Pokey was grocery shopping? Well, he's found another use for his cart.
Specifically, he runs a bit, getting momentum, before putting his feet up on the bottom carrying part of the cart. And he is just tearing ass like this all over the parking lot, not really giving a damn. Sure, it's kinda stupid, but hell. It's fun too.
Of course, he's also not really watching where he's going. So there's a good chance Pokey might be smashing his cart into your car.
Or maybe you.]
C. At the Cinema
[Nothing better then a day at the cinemas, huh? Even if, you know. The movies are always the same. Well, the audience isn't exactly the same as it usually is.
If you happened to go to the movies today, you're probably going to have a hard time ignoring the kid near the front, considering he's loudly heckling and making a ruckus at the movie.]
D. At the Comic Shop
[Pokey usually didn't read comics, but hey, why not? This place is stupid as hell, and probably about to get a lot worse. So why not? He'll read some here, and get some to take home. And by "get some to take home", I mean he's occasionally looking around before quickly stuffing one in his coat, hoping no one caught him.
When he's not busy stealing, he's actually actively reading one. Specifically a Batman one. He doesn't think much of it until he stops and flips back a page on the comic he's reading at the moment, and stares. His eyebrows go wide for a moment, just staring.]
Oh, no way.....
E. At the Park with his BB Gun
[Well, to cap off his busy day, Pokey can be found in the park, having set up a couple of cans on one of the benches and continuing to practice with the BB gun he has at actually shooting.
He's still not great, but he's improved from last time. For once, it seems he's actually practicing and learning something.]
He can be found around town today messing around in several ways.]
A. Grocery Shopping
[If you happen to be doing any shopping at the general store/grocery store today, feel free to notice the fat kid pushing a cart around and apparently doing some grocery shopping himself. Of course, when Pokey grocery shops, he goes for items you'd expect of a kid his size: cookies, sugary cereal, pretty much anything sweet or fattening that he can get his hands on. He also carelessly tosses away anything that he doesn't want. So yeah. Feel free to possibly have a box of something he deems lame accidenttaly thrown at your face.]
B. Grocery Store Parking Lot
[Remember how Pokey was grocery shopping? Well, he's found another use for his cart.
Specifically, he runs a bit, getting momentum, before putting his feet up on the bottom carrying part of the cart. And he is just tearing ass like this all over the parking lot, not really giving a damn. Sure, it's kinda stupid, but hell. It's fun too.
Of course, he's also not really watching where he's going. So there's a good chance Pokey might be smashing his cart into your car.
Or maybe you.]
C. At the Cinema
[Nothing better then a day at the cinemas, huh? Even if, you know. The movies are always the same. Well, the audience isn't exactly the same as it usually is.
If you happened to go to the movies today, you're probably going to have a hard time ignoring the kid near the front, considering he's loudly heckling and making a ruckus at the movie.]
D. At the Comic Shop
[Pokey usually didn't read comics, but hey, why not? This place is stupid as hell, and probably about to get a lot worse. So why not? He'll read some here, and get some to take home. And by "get some to take home", I mean he's occasionally looking around before quickly stuffing one in his coat, hoping no one caught him.
When he's not busy stealing, he's actually actively reading one. Specifically a Batman one. He doesn't think much of it until he stops and flips back a page on the comic he's reading at the moment, and stares. His eyebrows go wide for a moment, just staring.]
Oh, no way.....
E. At the Park with his BB Gun
[Well, to cap off his busy day, Pokey can be found in the park, having set up a couple of cans on one of the benches and continuing to practice with the BB gun he has at actually shooting.
He's still not great, but he's improved from last time. For once, it seems he's actually practicing and learning something.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 07:44 pm (UTC)Hey loser, finally decide to go into a store for on-
[And that's kinda cut short as his stupid little ass manages to slam into a parked car, knocking him flat off of the cart.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 07:59 pm (UTC)And also now smirking...
Does he even need to say anything?]
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Date: 2011-05-16 08:02 pm (UTC)Yeah, ha ha, I'm sure it's a barrel of laughs. Still worth it.
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Date: 2011-05-16 08:11 pm (UTC)Having a party?
[NOT. You're going to try eating all of that stuff by yourself and he knows it.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 08:19 pm (UTC)[Oh goddammit. Why did he say that to you? Fuck it. He'll just glare at you and then start pushing the cart away.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 08:34 pm (UTC)Truth be told, he's only waiting for your back to turn. Because that's when he's going to vanish. It's also when, across the lot, another shopping cart appears. It isn't moving yet but it's aimed straight at you and its driver is wearing a wide smirk, one that's just asking for a battle.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 08:38 pm (UTC)And then just smirks as he starts coming forward, gaining speed. Let's get it on motherfucker.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 09:16 pm (UTC)INCOMING!]
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Date: 2011-05-16 09:28 pm (UTC)Fuck yes cart battles.]
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Date: 2011-05-16 11:03 pm (UTC)[The resulting jolt flips Slugger over the bar and he suddenly finds himself inside his own cart. His ribs hurt and he's winded... and he's pretty sure his elbows are scraped. Yet he still seems to find it funny.
Now trying to push himself up, aha haha, fuck that hurts. A box of cookies slides off his back and into his cart. Where did that come from?]
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Date: 2011-05-17 06:14 am (UTC)I totally won.
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Date: 2011-05-17 06:08 pm (UTC)[He's still trying to climb his way out of the cart. It proves somewhat difficult so instead he climbs the rest of the way into it and then slips through the metal bars on the side like a phantom. Honestly, how he ever survived those first months here without his regains, he doesn't even know.
In control of his cart once again, Slugger begins dragging it across the parking lot giving himself plenty of space to build up momentum. The cookies are coming with him.]
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Date: 2011-05-17 07:55 pm (UTC)[He doesn't notice you ended up with some of his cookies, you bastard. He's just running a bit to get momentum going again.]
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Date: 2011-05-17 09:11 pm (UTC)He gives his cart one more push and lets it go before swerving off in a different direction.]
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Date: 2011-05-17 10:41 pm (UTC)He'll slam into the cart again, though this time it's not as hard considering it doesn't have the weight of another kid backing it. Pokey still grunts a bit as the metal strikes metal, but otherwise he's fine. A little annoyed, but fine.
He will be reaching into that cart to try and take the cookies back though.]
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Date: 2011-05-17 11:20 pm (UTC)So a party? Really?
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Date: 2011-05-17 11:27 pm (UTC)No. I'm just stocking up for the next few weeks, shut up.
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Date: 2011-05-17 11:37 pm (UTC)Why? What happens then?
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Date: 2011-05-18 01:57 am (UTC)Really? You don't think the census they had us fill out is a sign something's coming?
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Date: 2011-05-18 02:13 am (UTC)You're right...
[No use pretending otherwise. When he next speaks, it isn't so much a question as a loose thought.]
How can they top themselves after last time.
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Date: 2011-05-18 02:23 am (UTC)[He pushes the cart back and forwards a bit, trying to distract himself. Twice. He died twice in about two days. If this place had taught him anything, it was his own powerlessness. Worthlessness. And that's just making him more and more bitter. He looks back to Slugger, sneering.]
Don't see why you're worried. It's not like anything bad happened to you. You just lost your friggin' fake m-
[He cuts himself off there. Not out of fear of the retaliation that may be coming anyway but because he honestly kind of feels...bad. When talking to you of all people? Goddamn he hates this place.
Just awkwardly pushing the cart some more.]
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Date: 2011-05-18 03:09 am (UTC)Who said... I was worried.
[He releases the cart and it rolls a short distance, its wheels the only sound in the parking lot.]
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Date: 2011-05-18 03:11 am (UTC)Dunno. Guess I was wrong.
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Date: 2011-05-18 03:33 am (UTC)Slugger finally looks up, though he does not make anything close to eye contact.]
Better to be dead anyway, sometimes.
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Date: 2011-05-18 03:42 am (UTC)Like....what?
[Though he can maybe guess some of the options you could give.]
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