Tiny Terror
Jan. 16th, 2011 12:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceasetoexist[Hey. Hey. Guess who else got some of that tainted meat Vince's been handing out. Yep. Today, you can find baby Pokey doing a few things wandering around town today.]
Option A. In Your House
[Hey, guess what? If you didn't lock the door to your house, you'll find a four-five year old rummaging through your shit. See those pots and pans in the bottom drawers? Now they're on the floor, a little kid laughing and banging on them, clearly amused. Hey, is that a cookie jar on the counter? There's a little kid whose pulled a chair up to the counter and is digging around through it, stuffing some into his mouth while stuffing others into his pocket.
Have fun getting the kid out of your house, because as far as he's concerned all this shit is his now.]
Option B. Tormenting Animals
[Oh look at that cute chubby little boy and the cat he's found.
Now watch as the kid pulls as hard as he can on its tail, sending the cat screeching off like a bat out of hell into the streets. And he'll just go on doing this and doing this to any stray animal he can. Cause that shit is funny.]
Option C. Sleeping on your Lawn. Sort of.
[Well, Pokey has worn himself out with his looting and torturing animals, and needs a nap. Might as well take it on your lawn.
Or, more accurately? Even though he's a babby, his mech has been following him around. Hell if he knows exactly what it is, but it's been following him and seems friendly towards him, so hey. It must be nice. So he'll be sleeping on top of that parked on your lawn instead.]
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Option A. In Your House
[Hey, guess what? If you didn't lock the door to your house, you'll find a four-five year old rummaging through your shit. See those pots and pans in the bottom drawers? Now they're on the floor, a little kid laughing and banging on them, clearly amused. Hey, is that a cookie jar on the counter? There's a little kid whose pulled a chair up to the counter and is digging around through it, stuffing some into his mouth while stuffing others into his pocket.
Have fun getting the kid out of your house, because as far as he's concerned all this shit is his now.]
Option B. Tormenting Animals
[Oh look at that cute chubby little boy and the cat he's found.
Now watch as the kid pulls as hard as he can on its tail, sending the cat screeching off like a bat out of hell into the streets. And he'll just go on doing this and doing this to any stray animal he can. Cause that shit is funny.]
Option C. Sleeping on your Lawn. Sort of.
[Well, Pokey has worn himself out with his looting and torturing animals, and needs a nap. Might as well take it on your lawn.
Or, more accurately? Even though he's a babby, his mech has been following him around. Hell if he knows exactly what it is, but it's been following him and seems friendly towards him, so hey. It must be nice. So he'll be sleeping on top of that parked on your lawn instead.]
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babypigking
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Date: 2011-01-16 07:42 pm (UTC)He's met with sounds of someone banging around in the kitchen as he reenters the house and arrives at the scene to find a blond little idiot making a mess of things.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:20 am (UTC)[Oh how cute. That kid looks familiar. And Lucas watches calmly as the tiny little child starts to torment the little k -- . . . wait what.]
H-Hey! You shouldn't do that.
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 03:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 03:50 am (UTC)[Well, that stops him from chasing after the poor thing, and the kid just turns towards Lucas. Unlike when he's older, Pokey just meets the reprimand with confusion instead of anger.]
But I want to.
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:51 am (UTC)No its mine!
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Date: 2011-01-17 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 03:59 am (UTC)You can't do everything you want to do. The cat is a living creature, too, you know?
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 04:05 am (UTC)[And that makes all the difference.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)[He thought he got away from the screaming when he wasn't at his parents house.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)Hi!
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:10 am (UTC)Who do you belong to?
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:15 am (UTC)...
Go home.
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 04:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 04:33 am (UTC)Then go somewhere else.
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 04:35 am (UTC)[Just slowly beating one of the pans against another again.]
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:39 am (UTC)[She'll sort of just stare at baby Pokey, as if to will him to stay there, as she takes her time thinking. She's already been told this place makes fake families, so it's possible this kid's real parents aren't around, or he's a drone or something. And if he isn't a drone, then someone has to be missing a kid. But what do you do in that case?]
... Any idea who you live with?
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Date: 2011-01-17 04:55 am (UTC)[He just says that as authoritively as a little boy can. He already told you this. What are you, an idiot?]
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Date: 2011-01-17 05:01 am (UTC)Well, we should find them, then. You can't be sitting around here, they may actually be worried or something.
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Date: 2011-01-17 05:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-17 05:15 am (UTC)