Tiny Terror

[ceasetoexist]

[Hey. Hey. Guess who else got some of that tainted meat Vince's been handing out. Yep. Today, you can find baby Pokey doing a few things wandering around town today.]

Option A. In Your House

[Hey, guess what? If you didn't lock the door to your house, you'll find a four-five year old rummaging through your shit. See those pots and pans in the bottom drawers? Now they're on the floor, a little kid laughing and banging on them, clearly amused. Hey, is that a cookie jar on the counter? There's a little kid whose pulled a chair up to the counter and is digging around through it, stuffing some into his mouth while stuffing others into his pocket.

Have fun getting the kid out of your house, because as far as he's concerned all this shit is his now.]

Option B. Tormenting Animals

[Oh look at that cute chubby little boy and the cat he's found.

Now watch as the kid pulls as hard as he can on its tail, sending the cat screeching off like a bat out of hell into the streets. And he'll just go on doing this and doing this to any stray animal he can. Cause that shit is funny.]

Option C. Sleeping on your Lawn. Sort of.

[Well, Pokey has worn himself out with his looting and torturing animals, and needs a nap. Might as well take it on your lawn.

Or, more accurately? Even though he's a babby, his mech has been following him around. Hell if he knows exactly what it is, but it's been following him and seems friendly towards him, so hey. It must be nice. So he'll be sleeping on top of that parked on your lawn instead.]

[OOC: Going to work soon, so replies might be delayed. All replies will be made with the journal babypigking

Comments

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Seriously? You can't leave the door open for just 5 seconds to take something out to the trash without some little brat sneaking into the house? This infant syndrome is starting to annoy him a little. However, with his pseudo-parents now kiddified, Slugger has usurped Susan's position as man of the house and is finding it rather enjoyable.

He's met with sounds of someone banging around in the kitchen as he reenters the house and arrives at the scene to find a blond little idiot making a mess of things.]

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[Not noticing you at all Slugger. These pots and pans are just too damn fun, and goddamn if they aren't neat sounding when you bang them together.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Perhaps you'll notice when you find yourself in the ominous shadow of an older boy looming high above you?]

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[Well he notices that and just looks up for a minute. It's a stranger! This is exciting!]

Hi!

B

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

((I decided against the age-down, sorry. =( ))

[Oh how cute. That kid looks familiar. And Lucas watches calmly as the tiny little child starts to torment the little k -- . . . wait what.]

H-Hey! You shouldn't do that.

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[Daww, it's cool.]

[Well, that stops him from chasing after the poor thing, and the kid just turns towards Lucas. Unlike when he's older, Pokey just meets the reprimand with confusion instead of anger.]

But I want to.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Well that bodes well for your future, psychopathic child. Lucas gently explains, though.]

You can't do everything you want to do. The cat is a living creature, too, you know?

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

But I'm bigger.

[And that makes all the difference.]

A

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

[Attempting to snag away away one of those pots, because dammit, that's loud you little brat!]

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[Just trying to hold onto that pan for dear life.]

No its mine!

[thunderousnei.livejournal.com]

It's noisy! And what are you doing in here? I'm fairly certain this screwed up place only assigned me TWO children, not THREE!!

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

Stop scweaming at me!

[He thought he got away from the screaming when he wasn't at his parents house.]

B.

[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

[[--that was not a happy cat that just went tearing by. Simply because he's curious, Engie will go poking along for the source of this pissed-off cat, and manages to come across Pokey soon enough. That kid looks a bit familia--wait. Waaaaiiiiiit.]]

[[Okay, what. That's...honestly the best Engie's got for right here.]]

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[Pokey is just giggling and trying to go and catch up with the cat before bumping in to Engie. And he'll just look up. And smile. He's...oddly friendly, for Pokey.]

Hi!

[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

[[that's--]]

[[that's adorable, god. Engie smiles a bit himself. Yep, that's Pokey alright, but...huh? He's still not getting how this happened.]]

Howdy, little man. What're you doin' out here all by your lonesome? [[Because letting babby!Pokey loose across town is definitely not a good idea.]]

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

I'm pwaying. This isn't home, so I'm expworing.

[He says this slowly, like he seems to think he's explaining some great and vast plan to Engie.]

C

[lined-circle.livejournal.com]

[This six year old little girl looks up at the mech and the sleeping boy. After considering it for several moments, she decides that poking at the mech is a good idea. Because if there's a little kid sleeping on it, it can't be dangerous, right? And it looks interesting!]

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[The little boy doesn't make any movements, still cuddled against the metal carriage of the mech.

Josephine, meanwhile, doesn't appear to react too strongly to the little girl touching it. It's a small child and, without an order from its master, not something it would consider a threat, and thus it tolerates the inspection for the moment. The large eye on the front of the mech, however, swerves over to look at the girl, trying to keep her in line of sight.]

[lined-circle.livejournal.com]

Hello! [She has the good sense to not be too loud, and reaches up to poke at the eye.] What kind of clockwork are you?

B

[wolf-faerie.livejournal.com]

[Tormenting animals is not something Aisling will stand for. When she sees the cat taking off like that, she figures it's time to step in.]

What did you do that for?

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[He giggles a little as he watches the cat run away. But look! There's a new person who just came out! He doesn't know why she's mad, so maybe if he talks to her for a bit she'll be happier!]

Because it was funny!

[wolf-faerie.livejournal.com]

But animals don't like their tails pulled. It hurts them!

B - Hope you don't mind a Thundershock?

[bestwishes]

[... That's no cat.]

Pi!?

KACHUUUU!!!

Pfft, naw. The kid could use some tough love. :P

[babypigking.livejournal.com]

[The little boy yelps as he gets shocked, but even though he got hurt, he doesn't cry. But he does immediately back off from Pikachu, looking at the silly animal both curiously and a little frightened. It's funny looking, but he didn't like the shock he got.]

[bestwishes]

Pikapi, pikachu ka pika chuka pi.

[... Pikachu clearly isn't impressed.]