Tiny Terror

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[Hey. Hey. Guess who else got some of that tainted meat Vince's been handing out. Yep. Today, you can find baby Pokey doing a few things wandering around town today.]

Option A. In Your House

[Hey, guess what? If you didn't lock the door to your house, you'll find a four-five year old rummaging through your shit. See those pots and pans in the bottom drawers? Now they're on the floor, a little kid laughing and banging on them, clearly amused. Hey, is that a cookie jar on the counter? There's a little kid whose pulled a chair up to the counter and is digging around through it, stuffing some into his mouth while stuffing others into his pocket.

Have fun getting the kid out of your house, because as far as he's concerned all this shit is his now.]

Option B. Tormenting Animals

[Oh look at that cute chubby little boy and the cat he's found.

Now watch as the kid pulls as hard as he can on its tail, sending the cat screeching off like a bat out of hell into the streets. And he'll just go on doing this and doing this to any stray animal he can. Cause that shit is funny.]

Option C. Sleeping on your Lawn. Sort of.

[Well, Pokey has worn himself out with his looting and torturing animals, and needs a nap. Might as well take it on your lawn.

Or, more accurately? Even though he's a babby, his mech has been following him around. Hell if he knows exactly what it is, but it's been following him and seems friendly towards him, so hey. It must be nice. So he'll be sleeping on top of that parked on your lawn instead.]

[OOC: Going to work soon, so replies might be delayed. All replies will be made with the journal babypigking

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[This six year old little girl looks up at the mech and the sleeping boy. After considering it for several moments, she decides that poking at the mech is a good idea. Because if there's a little kid sleeping on it, it can't be dangerous, right? And it looks interesting!]

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[The little boy doesn't make any movements, still cuddled against the metal carriage of the mech.

Josephine, meanwhile, doesn't appear to react too strongly to the little girl touching it. It's a small child and, without an order from its master, not something it would consider a threat, and thus it tolerates the inspection for the moment. The large eye on the front of the mech, however, swerves over to look at the girl, trying to keep her in line of sight.]

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Hello! [She has the good sense to not be too loud, and reaches up to poke at the eye.] What kind of clockwork are you?

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[bb!Pokey just mumbles a bit at the noise, the hello still not having been enough to fully wake him up.

Josephine stares at the girl, allowing her to touch its eye but immediately slowly backing away. The child still clearly isn't a threat, but it's clear that the machine could actually feel the poke. Whether it was honestly uncomfortable or not is up for debate, but it could at least feel.

For now, it'll continue to let bb!Theta prod, although it'd clearly appreciate it if she stayed away from the eye.]

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Oh, I'm sorry.

[She reaches out to give it a gentle pat elsewhere on the body, looking up at it curiously.]

You must be very special... I wonder if that bug belongs to the person you belong to...

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[Its alright little Theta, all is forgiven. It understands what you're saying to it, but it honestly has no way of communicating with the girl, so it can only remain silent.

Little Pokey though, gives a small little yawn as he wakes up, slowly moving to sit up on Josephine before looking down at the little girl.

And smiling.]

Hi!

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[She smiles right back up at him. He's teeny and cute, and she even wonders if she's big enough to hold him. Plus it's a long way down from up on that mech, so she offers her arms up to him.]

Hi! What's your name?

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[Well that's new for someone to offer him that, and the kid, even if he's young, is still somewhat starved for physical affection from others, so he'll happily led Theta help him down from Josephine.]

I'm Pokey! Do you live hewe? This isn't Onett.

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I'm Theta. [She recognises that he's too little for a tongue twister like her full name.]

I don't live here. I just woke up here. Is that what happened to you?

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Yuh-huh!

[Pokey'll just plop himself down on the ground, sitting against one of Josephine's legs as he pulls up some of the grass then lets it go.]

I woked up from my nap, and I was hewe instead of my bedwoom!

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[She sits down beside him and watches him, feeling pretty bad for him that he's been kidnapped. She was scared at first, but she's okay now, but he's so tiny!]

Is the clockwork yours? At least it's here for you...

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Clockwowk?

[He looks back at Josephine for a moment before turning back to face Theta, shaking his little head.]

Nuh-uh. It's my fwiend. I wented outside, and it was thewe, and it just followeded me!

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[She smiles cheerily, then looks around for her own 'follower'. Roachi seemed to guess that it was being looked for, and it flew towards her and landed on her shoulder. She still didn't like it being on her so much, but she'd stopped freaking out about it at least.]

I have something that follows me around, too. Yours is nicer.