Get a Turkey, Be a Prick (Forward Dated to around 10-11 Pm tonight)

[ceasetoexist]

Voice
[After most of the commotion over the turkeys die down, later this evening a call will be going out. And the kid sounds absolutely frantic and terrified.]

Someone help me! There's something in my house and I can't-I can't get rid of it! My brother, it's got-

[There's the sound of a scream, and then a chilc sobbing, Pokey trying to shout over it.]

Someone! Anyone! Please!

Action for 502 Ricardo
[Hey housemates, you can find Pokey sitting at the kitchen table, giant grin on his face as he occasionally prods the turkey.

Guess who got a screaming turkey? And loves it?]

[ooc: unfortunately, replies will be sow until late tonight.]

Comments

[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

A knife won't be good enough, unless you can catch up to it. Do you have a more blunt weapon that can cause more damage. A sledgehammer or even a firearm would be best.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Man, you sure know a lot about this, Kyrie. That's kinda cool and unsettling all rolled into one.]

...Ma-Maybe in the garage. I-I'd have to risk leaving the room though...

[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Pokey, but you're dealing with a gun crazy yandere here.]

I don't think you can leave your home. Unless the garage is still accessible through a door within the house.

Try not to leave the room if it's too dangerous.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Y-Yeah, I...I...

[Aw man. The momentum is entirely gone. He's tempted to tell you it was all a gag, Kyrie, but he's actually...afraid of losing the friendship he's kind of built with you. It's odd. He used to be able not to care, but he can't help it for some reason.]

...I think I'm gonna try and barricade the door and then go quiet for...for awhile.

[enviousmath.livejournal.com]

[If she knew you were pranking her she might just laugh it off and say you did a good job. Kyrie's just a bro like that.]

Good idea, Pokey. This town sure has a bizarre sense of humor. I would help you if I could, but they locked us all in.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Someday, he will learn that not everyone will tear his head off for his infractions and get over some of his paranoia. Someday. Maybe. I still wouldn't really bet on it.]

Yeah.

See ya around.

[Dammit, that sounded too casual, so he'll put the receiver down. If asked about it later, he'll tell her he really needed to get to work on the fortifications.]