Horrible Mutilation Is Funny

[ceasetoexist]

[There's some fumbling and then childish grumbling as the phone receiver is picked up and then promptly dropped. It's a moment before the phone is picked up.]

Filtered from the Drones/O'Grady/ect.

Okay, so two questions. Do, uh, freaky friggin' accidents happen around that family all the time?

And, uh...if one of those accidents did happen to you, does anyone know if there's anyway to....uh...I guess let's say something got...cut off? Anyway to get that back, cause I'd kind of like to be able to hold things in my right hand again!

So yeah, I've heard there are "magic users" who could heal junk like this. Are there anyone who can, and how much would it cost?

[Filtered to Mindy]

Hey squirt, you ended up getting separated from me at the party.

[A small pause.]

You okay?

[Filtered to Tak]

The freakshow with the bat. He ever show up at your house or anything?

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[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[That is three times in less than that number of hours that Porky has said thank you to him. Lucas will count this day as a Great Success in his Conversion of Porky to the Light Side Diary.

Regardless, Lucas is always sincere. He smiles, too -- Not visible under the mask, of course, but it might be heard in his words. . . . If they weren't so muffled.]

. . . I should get going. If you, um. Need anything else . . .

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He just shakes his head. He looks somewhat tired too. And bothered. But he tries to not let that show when he speaks.]

No. I'm fine. ....See you, I guess.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

OK.

. . . Bye.

[When they are not talking about their mutual enemy, they have nothing to say to each other. Lucas nods at Porky and exits silently.]