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[He’d found the whole box-top thing funny as hell at first. Regret wasn’t something Pokey ever did that often, and he hadn’t seen much reason to regret it this time either. People were, as far as he was concerned, terrifyingly stupid and unreliable, deserving of what ever pain they brought on themselves. And, truth be told? Most of them were funny. He hadn’t had a hard time laughing at the pain and suffering of the people here at all, especially since most of them didn’t seem to realize they deserved what they’d gotten.

But some of them he hadn’t been able to laugh at. And that bothered him. It showed he was getting weaker, and he couldn’t afford that. He had to remember that no one else mattered here except himself, and the only reason he was even trying to work with others was because it allowed for a better chance of survival. That was all. He didn’t have any possible ulterior motives.

And his thought process would pretty much go on like that indefinitely, constantly reminding himself that he was still an entirely solitary creature and that he didn’t want friendship to any degree. He was so absorbed in his constant attempt to remind himself of this that he didn’t realize it when he bumped into another, smaller child, skittering back a little after first bumping in to whoever it was and frowning.]


“Hey twerp. Watch where you’re-“

[He pauses for a moment, just looking at the boy. It takes him a moment to realize it’s Gash, or Gash Bell, or whatever stupid name the kid called himself. Usually, the runt was wearing those stupid clothes and cape he’d gotten back awhile ago. Instead, the kid was wearing the usual drone clothing. And his eyes….

Pokey glared at the boy, his voice taking a slightly more dangerous tone.]


“What are you doing?”

”I’m very sorry. I should have watched where I was going.”

[Pokey’s jaw dropped open, just looking at Gash as the smaller boy stood back up and dusted himself off in amazement. That…he couldn’t have heard that right.]

What did you just say to me?”

”I’m sorry, did I say something wrong?”

“But…that…that isn’t the way you talk! Where’s your…you know…your boundless enthusiasm and that stupid word you put at the beginning or end of everything you say? Unu or whatever?”

”I’m afraid I don’t understand what you’re asking me. I’ve never talked that way.”

Yes you have! What is wrong with-“

[And now it finally clicks for him. He’s been droned. Gash…has been droned? Pokey knew that droning was random, but Gash? He didn’t think the kid could have done something worth droning even by accident. Why him?

For awhile, Pokey just stood there in stunned silence, watching Gash’s drone eventually walk away and disappear. .

…It’s not like it really mattered, after all. He was just a stupid kid he’d known for a month. That didn’t mean anything. He didn’t care what happened to the stupid little squirt. Not at all. In fact, he didn’t care so much, he was going to go out and have some fun.

Returning to his house, he looked around in the garage until he found an aluminum baseball bat that was buried along with all the other kids’ sports equipment. He swung it a few times, testing the heft for a moment before heading outside.]



As you go about your day today, you’re going to find a very quiet, very sullen looking Pokey trudging around the streets carrying an aluminum baseball bat with him. Feel free to try and stop and talk with him to see what on Earth he’s doing.

Or, you can wait and see for yourselves when he uses the baseball bat to go ape shit on a cars windows. He’s attempting to only aim for drone’s cars, but it’s not like he’s going to guess which car only belongs to a drone and which belong to you with perfect accuracy. So feel free to step in and try to stop him when the little idiot does this, try to talk sense into him, or just smack him around a bit. As usual, these fun and games are going to start on Pokey’s home street of Ricardo Street, but feel free to find him pulling this shit anywhere.

[tl;dr – Pokey is bummed that his little pal Gash has been droned, which is heaping problems on top of him along with the fact that he’s scared by the fact he’s becoming less of a sociopath and actually empathizing with people. So, having all the emotional maturity of a five year old, Pokey has decided to start breaking in car windows.]

Date: 2010-08-15 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[Another chortle.]

Kinda. See, there's a bunch of mechanical parts in it called an engine, and that's what makes it run.

Date: 2010-08-15 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ Well now, that's embarrassing. Haha, monsters making something that big run... Mieu watches the car warily, keeping a few feet from it. ]

[ So it's one big machine? Guy would have a field day with it. ]

Date: 2010-08-15 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
What guy?

[It's his time for confusion.]

Date: 2010-08-15 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ Oh boy, he gets to tell you all about Master's friend! Preach it, Mieu baby! Or, you know, write a mini-essay on him. ]

[ Guy Cecil! He's friend of Master's, and he used to be his servant but Master always said that Guy wasn't his servant, he was his friend. Guy really likes fontech, which are machines like that car, and always gets really excited when we're in Sheridan! He's also a count of Malkuth. ]

Date: 2010-08-15 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[He just reads the essay a little bit. Maybe a few times.]

Huh. Well what are the kind of machines this Cecil guy made like? Like, really similar to this, or what?

Date: 2010-08-15 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ Mieu thinks for a moment, then shrugs. ]

[ Nothing at all like this! But I've seen little toys and clocks and stuff in his room at Master's house. ]

Date: 2010-08-15 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[Pokey shrugs a little.]

I guess the way it works is kinda like that. If I ever get the chance, I'll try to jimney one open and show you what it looks like, if you're interested.

Date: 2010-08-15 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ "Jimney one open"? Does anyone even say that anymore? ]

[ Thank you! Fontech usually doesn't interest me, but I want to see how it moves and growls without monsters inside of it. ]

Date: 2010-08-15 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[He nods a little, just looking at the creature for a moment. He shrugs, then puts his arm through the driver's side window he busted upon to unlock the door and release the hatch to open the hood.

He bends down and puts his hand out for Mieu to get on it.]


Pfft. I'll just show you now, if you want. Only time I'll show you, too, so you might wanna take it.

Date: 2010-08-15 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ Sweet, free tour! He climbs onto the hand, steadying himself by sitting down. ]

[ Thank you! You're really a nice person, Pokey. ]

Date: 2010-08-15 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[He just snorts derisively at that, though he brings the little Cheagle up to see the engine.]

No, I'm just trying to educate you because you're stupid. Now listen..

[And he's going to try and explain the engine to Mieu and hope the little creature can catch some of it.]

Date: 2010-08-15 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ Yeah, good try. He catches the barest amount of information, not really understanding a lot but trying his best to look as if he does by nodding at certain points. He does jot down notes, if it helps? ]

Date: 2010-08-15 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[He can kinda realize you're not getting it at all, but that kind of helps him, actually. Or his massive ego at least, which pretty much makes up 90% of who he is.

He absentmindedly rubs the top of Mieu's head, not really intending to, but doing it anyway.]


And that's how it works, for the most part. There are different types of engines too, but that's how this one should work.

...Did you get ANY of that at all?

Date: 2010-08-15 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ He nods slightly, more of nuzzling the hand than answering. Sure, he got some of it... The uh... The metal things move and the car runs. All he got, really. ]

Date: 2010-08-16 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[Pokey bends over to put the little thing down.]

That's pretty much all I can explain to you. It's your own fault if you don't get it.

Date: 2010-08-16 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ I get it! Kind of. Guy would understand all of it, but thank you for explaining! ]

[ He wants another rub on the head though. ]

Date: 2010-08-16 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[And Pokey, reluctantly, gives him another one. Hey, at least the little thing is somewhat honest.]

...I should probably be getting out of here. I'll see you later.

Date: 2010-08-16 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imathing.livejournal.com
[ He's kinda sad, but nods. People have better things to do than chill out with a little blue creature all day, after all. ]

[ Stay safe, and no more smashing things! ]

[ At least his priorities are straight. ]

Date: 2010-08-16 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
...I'll try.

[And he'll turn to go.]

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