46 - Event Stage 4 - Phone

[ceasetoexist]

You know something? Since the rest of you are all letting crap off your chest? Yeah, there's something I gotta say. And I've thought it a lot, but I've never said it. And I think I oughta.

[A small beat. Then...]

I deserve to be here. With all the evil junk I've done, yeah. I belong here. Cause I'm a dangerous little nutbag.

And I have done a whole lot of evil junk back home. Like, I bet I've done a lot more then a lot of the villains here have done. And there's a lot of villains here. For starters, back home I:

[No one can see it, but he starts counting off on fingers as he lists his accomplishments into the phone. It's almost rhythmic, how he's speaking.]

Helped a cult try and perform a human sacrifice.

Conned a business mogul into helping alien invaders try and kill my next door neighbor and his friends, who had been chosen to save the world.

Had been working with said alien invaders to help conquer and ultimately destroy the planet.

Aaaaand when that didn't work out I decided to run away into different time periods like a loser in the time machine I stole.

That's pretty much it for the things back home, aside from all the times I've lied, cheated, or stolen something, which was a lot. Here, I've pretty much lied, cheated, and stolen a lot too. Haven't gotten to do much evil aside from destroy a lot of public property because of my anger issues like a cry baby, aaaaand I've killed the drone of my best friend here. Twice. And that dork with the glasses during the whole letter thing. Which I felt bad about but I mustn't really of since I still did it anyway even if the killing blow was an accident. Because me doing anything right is a long shot anyway.

So yeah. Kinda deserve this, or any punishment I get.

Comments

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

You must've seen a lot of stuff.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Seen a lot of stuff....

I've seen countries form and end. I've seen the lives of creatures before history that no one knows or talks about. There's a lot of secrets I know. That only I have.

And yet?

I've never learned anything. Not til I got here.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Well, better late than never, huh?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

It's just great.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

Would you prefer it if I said yes, I agree, you deserve all the bad stuff you get?

[Because he's not sure if he does.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

[It's times like this that make Raz wish he still had a psychoportal. Brute-forcing somebody's mental issues was so much easier, even when said issues were trying to kill you.]

I could say that, but I wouldn't mean it.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I have no clue why you wouldn't, but hey, that's your own problem.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

If you were really a bad person anymore, you wouldn't be telling everyone you were a bad person.

...Unless you were doing it in a really over-the-top, supervillain-y kind of way, while robbing a bank and kidnapping the hero's blonde reporter love-interest, or something. But you aren't, so I have to assume otherwise!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Unless you know, the town was making me. Which it is.

I haven't done that in awhile. The over the top announcement. Had to admit those were fun though.

[ra-ra-razputin.livejournal.com]

But still! It's what you really feel, right? Therein lies the difference!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It is. But that doesn't mean I'll be able to make it work.