Let's get back to basics - Phone

[ceasetoexist]

[Man, guess who is just trying to control the fact that he's seething angry at this point.]

I live right next to her.

Anyone want to help tear that stupid friggin' banner off?

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I bet you I can.

[Really, he doubts it too but it'll feel good to at least try.]

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

I'll be watching to verify what happens.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just don't try to back off when you have to pony up the money.

[And he'll put the receiver down, go outside with a ladder to try and tear the sign down and, when that fails horribly, come back in and dial you up again.]

Okay fine. I owe you a stupid dollar.

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, that's about as much enthusiasm as that deserves.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're gonna sound a bit desperate if you sound any more excited over winning a dollar.

[yournewoverlord.livejournal.com]

I'm just relishing your embarrassment.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

At least I tried to do something about the stupid thing. That's more then anyone else can claim.