Get a Turkey, Be a Prick (Forward Dated to around 10-11 Pm tonight)

[ceasetoexist]

Voice
[After most of the commotion over the turkeys die down, later this evening a call will be going out. And the kid sounds absolutely frantic and terrified.]

Someone help me! There's something in my house and I can't-I can't get rid of it! My brother, it's got-

[There's the sound of a scream, and then a chilc sobbing, Pokey trying to shout over it.]

Someone! Anyone! Please!

Action for 502 Ricardo
[Hey housemates, you can find Pokey sitting at the kitchen table, giant grin on his face as he occasionally prods the turkey.

Guess who got a screaming turkey? And loves it?]

[ooc: unfortunately, replies will be sow until late tonight.]

Comments

[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

[[Hold up here, he's dropping the phone and trying to get out of the house. Pokey might hear what sounds oddly like a chainsaw starting up.]]

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Okay, as funny as the idea of you chainsawing through your own house is Engie? Yeah, he doesn't want to piss you off that bad. He'll drop the charade now, screaming replaced with laughter.]

Gotcha!

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[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

[[Oh naw, that wasn't a chainsaw. That was just him revving up the Gunslinger in an attempt to pretty much--okay yeah, chainsaw through the door. But Engie picks the phone back up again and just...are you serious.]]

...what.

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

It was a joke. See, my turkey does this whenever I touch it-[cue screaming and sobbing]-so I decided to take advantage of it.

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[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

[[...MAN, he was worried about you.]]

Son--th' hell were you thinkin'? [[Engie's glad it wasn't anything bad, but he's also kind of...yeah. C'mon.]] Ah thought it was somethin' an' I was about t' come over there an' shoot th' hell outta it.

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[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Pfft...it was just a prank.

....Sorry.

[But he actually does sound a little guilty. He isn't used to people being concerned about him.]

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[blu-hardhat.livejournal.com]

[[Aaaand now he feels bad. Oh Pokey. Gets him every time.]]

Jus'...fff, don' do that again? I was worried. [[He sighs.]]