Cynicism Away

[ceasetoexist]

So.

Is anyone really stupid enough to buy into this garbage about buying cereal?

Please. Please say no.

Comments

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Yer jus' bein' a normal little brat, that's what.

Doc. Doc Worth. Worth. Whatever flavor suits y'better, kid.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

There is nothing normal about me. [He says that with quite a bit of pride.]

Pokey Minch.

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Lemme guess, yer a rebel without a cause, right? [A snort.]

So yer parents hated ya, right?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Nope. Just want to survive, and thought I'd bother trying to help some idiots. That didn't turn out that well.

[You are so close it is painful.]

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Idiots'll be idiots no matter what y'say. Fact a life.

[He'll take that silence as a 'yes'.]

At least yer name ain't Dick Fauker? [Bad Worth, talking to a kid like that is baaaad.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I kinda figured.

[Or, in the case of this kid, it's a good decision, because he just laughs his ass off at that.]