Cynicism Away

[ceasetoexist]

So.

Is anyone really stupid enough to buy into this garbage about buying cereal?

Please. Please say no.

Comments

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Gives em somethin' t'do. If it blows up in their faces, even better, right?

[Might be buying some boxes too, just cause he's curious... and come on. His coat. HIS COAT.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm with you there.

I'm just seeing how many of them are big enough suckers to fall for this.

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Or hey, maybe some a us wanna see what happens, regardless. Kinda fun not knowin' what'll happen, but y'know it ain't gonna be good.

At least that's the feelin' I get from all y'idiot screamin' 'bout it.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just putting my two cents out there.

Still going to laugh when everyone acts like they didn't expect what happened to happen, despite it being obvious.

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Trust me kid, [No don't.] I'm all about puttin' two cents out. Especially when people don't wanna hear it.

I hear laughin's good fer ya, so I'd go fer it!

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[Pokey be led around by bad role models? NEVER.]

Hey doc. I woulda done it even without your permission.

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

[Noooo, not ever.]

Some how I figured.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Then I'm doing something wrong, if people are predicting me.

You got a name, or should I just call you doc?

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Yer jus' bein' a normal little brat, that's what.

Doc. Doc Worth. Worth. Whatever flavor suits y'better, kid.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

There is nothing normal about me. [He says that with quite a bit of pride.]

Pokey Minch.

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Lemme guess, yer a rebel without a cause, right? [A snort.]

So yer parents hated ya, right?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Nope. Just want to survive, and thought I'd bother trying to help some idiots. That didn't turn out that well.

[You are so close it is painful.]

[doc-furcoat.livejournal.com]

Idiots'll be idiots no matter what y'say. Fact a life.

[He'll take that silence as a 'yes'.]

At least yer name ain't Dick Fauker? [Bad Worth, talking to a kid like that is baaaad.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I kinda figured.

[Or, in the case of this kid, it's a good decision, because he just laughs his ass off at that.]